How would you die in a Shakespeare play?

[StrawberryBoots]

You’re going to die by poison
It’s not the most glamorous of deaths, but it’s perfectly respectable, as deaths go.

 

[supersleuth]

You got You’re going to throw yourself away
What does this even mean? Nobody knows. Probably that you’re going to die in a dumpster or something. This is the one I got. Typical.

That was an amusing quiz XD

 

[Madboot]

You’re going to throw yourself away

 

[Gunboat Diplomat]

You’re going to throw yourself away

 

[Morpeko]

You got You’re going to take a dagger through the heart while eating pie

To be fair, you kind of deserved it.

I'm fine with that.

 

[Morpeko]

YOU WOULD BE POISONED.

If you were a character in a Shakespeare play, you would be poisoned. But how and why? Well, who’s to say? Maybe you’d drink it by accident. Maybe someone would pour it in your ear on the battlefield, forcing you to return as a ghost and ask your son to avenge your death. Maybe you’d drink it on purpose out of grief because no one bothered to tell you your wife isn’t dead, only faking. Whatever the case, if you were a Shakespeare character, you’d have a goblet of hemlock coming your way.

 

[Maou]

YOU WOULD GET STABBED THROUGH A CURTAIN.
If you were a character in a Shakespeare play, someone would accidentally stab you through a curtain. And what’s more, he wouldn’t even feel that bad about it. I guess that’s just something that happens when you eavesdrop on the prince of Denmark while he’s in the midst of a downward spiral.

 

[Luminous]

YOU WOULD GET STABBED THROUGH A CURTAIN.
If you were a character in a Shakespeare play, someone would accidentally stab you through a curtain. And what’s more, he wouldn’t even feel that bad about it. I guess that’s just something that happens when you eavesdrop on the prince of Denmark while he’s in the midst of a downward spiral.