House of Falcarius. (Part 2)

[Falcarius]

The place for all your favourite Falcarius quotes.

I was bored today, and I wanted to make Dr. Love feel wanted. So, while I read all my posts, looking for posts for Dr. Love to edit for me, I also started quoting the amusing ones to put in here.

What is your favourite Falcism?

Falcarius' hair is his best best feature, according to the little girl of about three, who sat behind Falcarius on the bus, with her mother the day before yesterday. She loved Falcarius' hair so much that she could not resist pulling on it, so she could keep some for herself.

Falcarius thinks his worst feature is the fact he is so skinny, he makes most super models look a healthy weight. You see it hard to get fat on horsetail soup.

Falcarius must like fluff whores, they make his tummy rumble, he thinks they are tasty.

Hang on, maybe everyone hates Flac but they are too scared to say anything, as they have seen his frightfully 5 inch claws.

Dear, Mr. William Henry Gates III

As you should know as an American it is nearly 40 years since the first moon landing in 1969. When NASA put man on the moon the total memory used in the Space Shuttle was less than the total memory of my computers Video Card. The Apollo Guidance Computer processor ran at 1 MHz with 1 kB of RAM and 12 kB of Read Only Memory. By contrast, typical desktop computers today have about 1,000 times the processor speed and about 500,000 times the RAM, and have dropped ROM for hard drives with millions of times the capacity.That is not a typo: a Megahert, one kilobyte, and twelve kilobytes.

I just don't understand why Microsoft Vista is so power hungry. Why the hell do I need 20 Gigabytes for Hard Drive plus 1 Gigabyte of RAM for it to work moderately well? Why the hell can NASA software engineers put man on the moon, with a 13,000 kg spaceship, that is orbiting at 3,500 kilometres per hour with 1 KB of RAM , and Vista struggles to let me go on the internet and listen to music with less than a Gigabyte? Is it really because you have a cartel with Hard Drive and RAM manufacturers, or are you just employing dumb software engineers.

Thanks in advance

Flac the dinosaur.

Househusband...... By stalking feminists around town.

Me + booyalab =

Or become a martyr, and Kill George W. Bush.

I get lots of fan mail like the message below, so I must be doing something right.

Welcome to MBTI Central.:hi:

Here at MBTI Central you will learn how to successfully achieve psychoanalysis on your companions, and more importantly you will learn how to perform psychological warfare on your enemies.

My god Bambiraptor Feinbergi, who is the first dinosaur to be named after a Disney movie character, told me if I did not post in this thread before 2 AM GMT he would do bad things to me. He also told me to tell everyone at MBTIc it is not my fault I am an ugly dinosaur, because it was just the way he wanted me to be. The other final thing my god told me was to remember to tell you lot it is not my fault, if I do not know how to wash and blow dry my hair feathers, or know how to use my sisters stupid Hello kitty hairdryer. I'm only a four and a half foot tall, 127 million years old, shaggy feathered, member of the Therizinosauroidea clade after all.

10- I'm terrified of stuffed animals and things that resemble them!

I don't know if I can be your friend any more as I have a conflict of interest. Your making my other friends cry.

Seriously, did the madmin get a Slush Puppie machine for Easter? They all seem to have developed a sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia in the last few weeks.

I think they are doing a good job, but they have to try their hardest to remember to stay away from that Slush Puppie machine they got for Easter.

Why miss Whatever wont use the Blog section.

Currently, blog owners can post 10 images per post (this includes emoticons). Comments are limited to one image.

Now we know why Miss. Whatever won't transfer her blog there.

Well Mr. Falcarius said he would get the bad news out of the way first: It makes him very sorrow to say this but your are not his type. Firstly - he is not that way inclined. Secondly, he only dates other members of the Therizinosauria clade, he especially looks out for female Beipiaosaurus and female Alxasaurus elesitaiensis.


The good news is Falc made you a treat,he thought it would help you feel better about your unrequited love with him.

There is nothing more queer and annoying than to fall in love with uncultured women, for instance, who is amply intelligent, of a good family, kind hearted, but also who happens to have not one apropos ability of her own.

Uberfuhrer has less gravitas than the Abominable Snowman.

 

[heart]

Falcarius best feature is his eyes and then his hair. Not to discredit your hair, but you've got really compelling eyes. jmo.

 

[Falcarius]

Thank you. :blushing: