Fowl of Fame?

[miss fortune]

*primly*

If said chicken had the mental wherewithall to note the approaching tornado (and from my understanding tornados are rather loud and obnoxious presences) it should have had the sense to find the nearest storm cellar, or at least move from the path of the tornado. If the bird is too stupid to do anything to avoid the aforementioned tornado, it's the fowl's own damned fault that it gets splatted across the road.

Choices, choices, choices- always make the one that allows you to mock the most things in one fell swoop.

Or at least make one- otherwise you're no better than a tasty, albeit pea brained bird...

 

[Magic Poriferan]

Maybe it's not the same type of consciousness you and I are familiar with.
(preemptive response to your next point)

Meh. This is boring now. It's clearly headed toward debates over what the definition of words are. I'm out.

 

[Jack Flak]

Yeah. Damn Fs.

 

[miss fortune]

but... but... what IS the definition of "is"?

as for the chicken and the egg, the egg obviously comes first, as a breakfast dish, while the chicken makes a much better lunch or dinner entree

oh yeah... why do I have to talk about evolution if it's not in the rules?

 

[Nocapszy]

Meh. This is boring now. It's clearly headed toward debates over what the definition of words are. I'm out.

Actually I was going to divert it away from there (that statement being a catch all) but thanks for leaving.

 

[ygolo]

According to Yoda, "Do or do not. There is no 'try.'"

Also, what if the chicken is a Robot Chicken?

 

[miss fortune]

Also, what if the chicken is a Robot Chicken?

then he gets the clockwork orange treatment!

 

[ygolo]

then he gets the clockwork orange treatment!

and the music?