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A Personification of My INTJ Functions

Shaula

Te > Fi > Ni
Joined
Nov 27, 2008
Messages
608
MBTI Type
INTJ
Enneagram
4w5
ONE SATURDAY EVENING...

Ni: With the lack of natural predators and advancements in health and science the human population will grow exponentially which will depleat our resources making life suck for us.

Te: I have a solution! Let's set up a government decree ordering the mass murder of unproductive, degenerate, suicidal, and elderly people.

Ni: After a while they should get the hint, but what if the population revolts due to the loss of their rights?

Te: We'll suppress them with our awesome military.

Ni: Even so, we can't just continue killing them off forever. We need a long term solution.

Te: Then we'll steralise most of them at birth.

Fi: I'm all for the preservation of our environment but this is wrong!

Ni: Then how else you do suppose we solve this problem?

Fi: I don't know, that's not my job.

Te: I've given my two cents.

Ni: In any case the ends will justify the means. Don't worry so much Fi.

Fi: You can't do this! It's immoral! Isn't it more important to value the life of our fellow man?

Ni: Hmn... I guess if it weren't for morals we'd be killing eachother left and right. Then there would be virtually no point to life.

Fi: That's right! And shouldn't we respect those who treat us so well? We need to honour the rights of those around us.

Ni: Maybe Fi has a point......

Te: I can't solve this myself with Ni flaking out on me.

Se: Will you guys shut up the hell up and enjoy what's going on around you? We didn't come to a bar to change the fate of human society. Let's get drunk!

THE END

Moral of the story: Fi always gets in the way of my evil plans.

Here's to my first blog entry!
 
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