This was a tough choice, but I have to go with Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad.
Reasons:
1. His frequent use of the word "bitch" at inappropriate times
2. He cares about others and is compassionate, especially toward kids
3. He's a badass who fights a dangerous, sociopathic man twice his size several times
4. He gets extra points for dealing with his horrible parents
5. He throws great parties
6. I can relate to his need for a mentor/parental figure
7. He's an ISFP, which makes him awesome by default (no, he is
not an ESFP)
8. His guilt-driven speech in that one episode