There was this mass serial decimation of an ant population, would that count, it was a clean up operation. The ants were minding there own business, I was minding my own business. They made an energy pathway across my living room carpet lifting edibles of many an assortment from the kitchen. They in particular seemed to gravitate towards the vegetables, like carrots and lettuce leafs, which surprised me at first.
Maybe their craftiness was meant to avoid my gaze at the amount of chips and cookie crumbs that were being carried towards the door. I let them be for a month, the pest control was expired. It was cool, they carried away some of the moths and other things. At first it was out of curiosity, they did not deviate to everywhere in the room but remained centralised along their route, as I dropped clothes haphazardly in their direction they seemed to go around it, not particularly interested in munching on them.
The kitchen however was a prominent feature. As I lifted the garbage and threw it away, a mass teleportation of ants into the bin their population went with. But lo and behold they were none discouraged as they started to fan out into the bathroom. Their savvy antennae quickly proceeded to munch on the invisible sink fungus, erh maybe it was the fruity smell of the soap.
But anyway. I had to clean the place up so I would have my refund for I was renting and sadly I took out the fly spray and oh the carnage, littered bodies everywhere. I was amazed at their resilience as I cleaned the mess up. And relieved none explored the contents of my computer, as the fan blades spun around invitingly.
They promptly did not return from the same direction. Next week they couldn't resist the soap smell of the bathroom and there they were either sacrificing their own to get back at me or drinking the water near the drain as they milled around it.
And yeah random. Thanks for reminding me.