I am just about to go and see, "Burn After Reading", up at the Manuka cinema.
Now I want you to be here when I return. But I want you to realise this - when I see a movie I enter a trance so you need to know how to treat someone in a trance.
And it is simple - you just treat them as a child you like.
There is no need to be smart. There is no need to be analytical. There is no need to be argumentative or even defensive. All you need to do is to listen to me as though I were a favourite child.
It will be good for you.
See you soon.
Comrade MBTI Centralers, my God, I've just seen a weird movie. And I am feeling weird.
The problem is the movie was about some silly people who didn't know they were silly. But I identified with them. I could see I am silly but I don't know I am silly. And I can see how silly all my posts to MBTIc are silly as well.
But worse we sillies tried to blackmail some very serious CiA agents. And even worse, we even tried to use some very serious KGB agents against CIA.
But even worse some of the silly people were killed - a couple of them.
And even worse, I walk past the Russian Embassy every night and I usually say hello to them through the fence. But the Russians always pause for a moment before they reply and say hello back. But why do they pause - what are they thinking while they are pausing. Are they checking me out?
But even worse, when I walk past the American Embassy at about 10 PM at night, it's even creepier. There is no one about and no cars at all. The American Embassy in on a hill and you can see for hundreds of yards in every direction. So the uniformed marine on duty can see me walking towards him for at least 100 yards. And as I pass him, I wave and say, G'day. But he completely ignores me. He doesn't pause like the Russians - he give no sign of my presence at all.
I know the Grenadier Guards at Buckingham Palace won't give any sign even when they are tickled by American tourists. And of course I wouldn't tickle a marine on duty anyway.
So you can see I am feeling very weird anyway.
But in the movie the only person to get what they wanted was a very silly women who got the CIA to pay for her cosmetic surgery.
So the movie kind of had a happy ending.
But I don't know what to make of it all - you will have to see the movie yourselves.
So it was a kind of funny but scary movie. But it made me realise what a silly person I am. And I don't even know I am silly.
But tell me - I trust you - do you think I am silly too?