stigmatica
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- May 8, 2009
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Christmas/Holiday time sucks because ___________________.
I say Christmas time sucks because I'm forced to socialize with people that don't give a damn about me the other 365 days of the year.
Also, the Holidays suck because my diet that I've worked so hard on goes out the window. ALL THAT TREADMILL TIME FOR NAUGHT!
Because... uh... I get all crazy with buying gifts, and come January when I snap out of the "Gift Giving Spirit", I suffer from a horrible "Gift Giving Spirit" hangover.... which segues into the next "because"
Because... I don't drink much during the year, but over the holidays I might as well have a beer IV hooked up. Come January, I'll probably feel ten years older from the hard living of the holidays.
Because... Drinking beer is hard work (NOT!!!), but work IS hard work, especially when you've been doing nothing but drinking beer and having fun for 2 weeks. Going back to work when it's all over is like a big SLAP in the face that sends you a loud and clear message that life usually SUCKS compared to the holidays...
But then again, if something didn't suck, we wouldn't know it when something didn't, now would we. So for all of you who have a sucky holiday, cheers to having something to compare the non sucky times to. For those of you who have a GRAND KICK ASS holiday, here's to the inverse of the aforementioned suckage!