Movies that made you vomit

[FemMecha]

Enchanted

 

[Willfrey]

I watched Hamlet 2 the other day. I suggest everybody go on Youtube and watch the movie trailer, I highlights the only funny parts of the movie. There are no other enjoyable parts of the movie. I just saved everybody 92 minutes.

 

[Laurie]

The Notebook.

It was supposed to be sooo awesome you don't even have to rent it, just buy it. Blech. I just kept waiting for it to get better. It never did.

 

[theadoor]

Terminator and all that type of action movies and stuff like that. Fighting, rescuing the world and saving hot chicks. No intelligence at all, just showing off and showing how right it is to use your muscle and gun power to solve any kind of problem. I strongly believe that it will be creativity and intelligence not physical power that will save this world (Has it to be saved, that's the next question), and those movies strongly disagree with my beliefs, so they are the ones really make me wanna throw up.
I don't even have a feeling that chick flick is smth bad, because they're not violent, just dumb.

 

[Soar337]

The Unborn. I can honestly not believe how awful it was

 

[Queen Kat]

A few weeks ago I had to watch this Dutch movie for school, "De Storm" ("The Storm"). The teachers wanted to have some fun with us and they decided to go to the cinema with us, but instead of going to a movie that young people like (like Inglourious Basterds, for example) they decided to let us see a dramatic dissaster movie about an unmarried teenage mother who's searching for her baby that she lost during the big flood of 1953. My grandparents survived that disaster and the movie just disappointed me. The acting was bad, the storyline sucked and the ending was the worst of all. I can easily write a blockbuster like that myself. A better one.

I also didn't like the Titanic, but that's just me. I'm unromantic.

 

[MacGuffin]

Terminator and all that type of action movies and stuff like that. Fighting, rescuing the world and saving hot chicks. No intelligence at all, just showing off and showing how right it is to use your muscle and gun power to solve any kind of problem. I strongly believe that it will be creativity and intelligence not physical power that will save this world (Has it to be saved, that's the next question), and those movies strongly disagree with my beliefs, so they are the ones really make me wanna throw up.
I don't even have a feeling that chick flick is smth bad, because they're not violent, just dumb.

I bet you've never seen Terminator.

 

[brainheart]

Failure to Launch

The Hangover

 

[Little Linguist]

I have never watched a movie that made me want to vomit per se, but when I was a little kid, I would get so involved with movies that scary movies made me frightened. Every once in a while, a movie would give me nightmares. But I never vomited.

On the other hand, if you mean it in a more figurative sense, then I guess I'd have to say.................some.........well, no, crazy/stupid movies make me laugh; dumb ass movies make me disgusted to a certain extent, but not really to that extent.

Nah, I don't think there has ever been a movie that made me feel ill. Except maybe some war atrocities. That disgusted me, but not to the point of physical manifestation.

 

[Spamtar]

I bet you've never seen Terminator.

No doubt, how could anyone hate the Terminator?:steam:

 

[MacGuffin]

No doubt, how could anyone hate the Terminator?:steam:

It was the way Terminator was described. "Fighting, rescuing the world and saving hot chicks. No intelligence at all, just showing off and showing how right it is to use your muscle and gun power to solve any kind of problem." LOL. Yeah, it is an action movie in part, but no intelligence at all? James Cameron made a world that still is being developed 25 years later.

 

[hokie912]

Crash (2004). Perhaps this would more appropriately be placed in a thread about vastly overrated movies as I suppose it's not one of the worst films I've ever seen, but I have such an aversion to it and all the praise it garnered. Best Picture? It's such a facile, convenient film that has an air of profundity about it when it doesn't actually say anything at all.

 

[tcda]

I very much dislike movies like Saw, Hostel etc., I think they have no artistic merit, and turn torture into porn. Which is especially unenjoyable because all those things and worse have been done to people over the last century and continue happening.

Also, I found the movie Swing Voter particulaly offensive, (I saw it on a ocach journey), the way that a laid off factory worker ends up telling two corrupt (and they've been shown to be corrupt in the movie itself!) presidential candidates that he admires them and maybe if he'd worked harder he could have been in their position!!! (yeh becuase the stats on social mobility really back up that one). Disgusting.

also Iron Man I think it is, where the protagonist, a playboy, after ifnding out that some of his arms he sold were used to kill white people, turns himself into a superhuman being and goes around blowing the shit out of Afghanistan! Quite literally, I mean he blows the mountains and caves out of the landscape to better root out the "taliban"! It was a sick fucking fantasy of some tin pot patriot.

what else? Probably too many to think of right now.

 

[MonkeyGrass]

I second Bruno.

Truly, the penis flopping was something that literally made me gag.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Bono makes me vomit everytime he gets self righteous.

 

[YaeRRoW]

Failure to Launch

The Hangover

I saw it yesterday, it is still hella funny.

 

[Billy]

Dead Alive, physically made me sick. but it was sooo good.

 

[Tallulah]

I hated "Way of the Gun" so much I was almost shaking in the theatre, but couldn't leave b/c my friends wanted to stay. And I resented movies like "Life is Beautiful" and "The Piano" for being impossibly overrated.

 

[Mempy]

300. RETARDED. OH MY GOD.

Someone is going to kill me for this, but The Dark Knight created a dark hole inside me that sucked out all the joy of the night. I WAS, I admit, in a bad mood, but holy cow, come on, it just couldn't have been ALL me! (I'm aware of how not convincing that sounds.)

Million Dollar Baby. I think I was really into it up until the critical point where the movie took a completely different turn.

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The Notebook.

It was supposed to be sooo awesome you don't even have to rent it, just buy it. Blech. I just kept waiting for it to get better. It never did.

I second this one. Nothing special. I can't remember specifically why I hated it so much, just that I unquestionably did.

 

[YaeRRoW]

300. RETARDED. OH MY GOD.

Someone is going to kill me for this, but The Dark Knight created a dark hole inside me that sucked out all the joy of the night. I WAS, I admit, in a bad mood, but holy cow, come on, it just couldn't have been ALL me! (I'm aware of how not convincing that sounds.)

Million Dollar Baby. I think I was really into it up until the critical point where the movie took a completely different turn.

Edit:

I second this one. Nothing special. I can't remember specifically why I hated it so much, just that I unquestionably did.

300. SPAAARTAAA! climax, and from there just down hill.

The Dark Knight. Did you not like Joker? You make me .

Million Dollar Baby. Agree.