SillySapienne
`~~Philosoflying~~`
- Joined
- Jan 14, 2008
- Messages
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- MBTI Type
- ENFP
- Enneagram
- 4w5
Oh, I've never heard of it, sign me up, though!I always liked the "It's the J's job to seduce the P" theory.
Oh, I've never heard of it, sign me up, though!I always liked the "It's the J's job to seduce the P" theory.
Awwww, am I the only one who finds this tragically romantic?!?!It's quite easy.
Step 1- Find an ENFP that is attractive and somewhat intelligent. Introduce this person to the INTJ.
Step 2- Have ENFP act totally normal, which is being flirty, thus leading on the INTJ.
Step 3- INTJ finally confesses feelings and the ENFP doesn't reciprocate, or the ENFP gets a girlfriend/boyfriend or just stops talking to INTJ for no reason, INTJ becomes a nutcase and wants to destroy the world.
No, no, I want an INTJ who already wants to destroy the world, and then I want to sink my Fi tentacles into his heart and have him turn into a wubbiebunny who gives money to the homeless, adopts unwanted pets, helps the elderly, and gives me bubble baths every Sunday night!
Awwww, am I the only one who find this tragically romantic?!?!
That's kinda evil of you kitty.All I care about is being loved. She can take over the world all she wants; I'll just be ready to rub the knots out after she's done flogging her minions.
So, can you dance in high heels?
Will an experienced INTJ, (hahahaa, does such a thing exist? ), answer the question though, preeze.
How does one seduce you?
Are you guys even (sexually) seducable? (Yeah, I'm not talking about power, here. )
Hmmm...
*ponders "Me cavewoman, ooga booga" levels of directness*
I don't know, what if we are shy?
Which is ironic because ENFPs are rarely shy, but to unleash our inner sexual beast, is to, well, open the flood gates, and how would one reseal, or tame an ocean?
Plus, y'all are so damn reserved, so how are we to know if we are being too much, and if we need to "modify" our freakiness, you know, to be simpatico.
The concept of an INTJ wanting a lot of sex, hmmmm, interesting.
I can't imagine you guys spending the entire day in bed, playing, am I wrong?
Please, say I'm wrong!!!
Hmmm...
*ponders "Me cavewoman, ooga booga" levels of directness*
I don't know, what if we are shy?
Which is ironic because ENFPs are rarely shy, but to unleash our inner sexual beast, is to, well, open the flood gates, and how would one reseal, or tame an ocean?
Plus, y'all are so damn reserved, so how are we to know if we are being too much, and if we need to "modify" our freakiness, you know, to be simpatico.
The concept of an INTJ wanting a lot of sex, hmmmm, interesting.
I can't imagine you guys spending the entire day in bed, playing, am I wrong?
Please, say I'm wrong!!!
Hmmm...
*ponders "Me cavewoman, ooga booga" levels of directness*
I don't know, what if we are shy?
Which is ironic because ENFPs are rarely shy, but to unleash our inner sexual beast, is to, well, open the flood gates, and how would one reseal, or tame an ocean?
Plus, y'all are so damn reserved, so how are we to know if we are being too much, and if we need to "modify" our freakiness, you know, to be simpatico.
The concept of an INTJ wanting a lot of sex, hmmmm, interesting.
I can't imagine you guys spending the entire day in bed, playing, am I wrong?
Please, say I'm wrong!!!
Game playing frustrates us. Think, "Me cavewoman, ooga booga" levels of directness.