So, for the semi-good:
Today when we got into work, there was guidance from HR telling us to provide the work status bullets to OPM as requested. Okay, fine, whatever. We're not "security-adjacent," like the DoD or the State dept, so whatever. One of my team threatened to just quit because she was so offended by the idea (we're all offended, hon -- it's not like we haven't been sending in status reports weekly for years), but told me I could write her a bullet list and she'd humor whether she would do the assignment.
For myself, I had my own list done by mid-morning, then got buried in a ton of work, and finally went back to it after lunch. My supervisor said I had written it very well (I had cut down words from my rough draft) and told me to send it.
Ten minutes after I sent it (at 2pm EST), OPM finally says officially, "you don't need to do the assignment / there's no threat of getting fired if you do not respond."
This is what we are dealing with. At best, a bunch of incompetent, unvetted, and purely spurious demands that then get changed a day later when the drugs have worn off, so no one knows what the hell is going on. At worst, it's all done purposefully as a form of psychological torture and scorn -- because yeah, people just get sick of it and want to walk, or otherwise now can't even escape the torture on the weekend.
I do have to wonder if OPM relenting is in part an admission that all of you folks sending copious quantities of crap data to their e-mail address and jamming their servers (maybe) have made the data unusable, or if they also realize their legal peril here and just gave up.
For the not-so-good:
Based on my role in the org, I often get to read (or have to respond) to a lot of memos that come through. One I saw this afternoon pissed me off, since it was attached to the "defense of women" act that restricts humanity for now and forever to two genders.
Initially they had put a moratorium on all sex field changes to records (in contrast to all past policy). Yeah, crappy -- but we knew it was coming and it's very easy to do. You just refuse to update the field anymore.
Today they actually had the gall to ask if we had any plans to go through the NUMIDENT file and restore any edited sex fields to their original values -- and if so, what would the timeline be?
There's a lot of issues with this:
- This is the master SSN file. It's huge, and has hundreds of millions of entries. This is an utter waste of time, at a time when we still have delays in claim benefits and people should be focused on THAT work. A significant number of people might also be dead, since it started collecting SSN data in 1936. It is totally off-mission.
- Not all changes to sex are related to trans people. Just flipping / restoring values would also screw over anyone who had a legitimate reason for a sex field change (due to a typo in the original BC, for example) or intersexed people as well. or Anyone their stupid hackers who don't actually seem to understand the data manage to flip by accident.
- what happens if the USA doesn't die by this summer and a new administration comes in and wants to restore all this? Now you need to change it all back somehow. Good lord. This is why we're supposed to be apolitical -- so we don't waste all of this time repainting the house so to speak when a new guy moves in.
So either you do it by hand (HUGE time and prone to error / missing entries), or you try to hack the database to do a scripted update based on logic, but that's hugely risky if you miss any necessary logic / conditions to avoid mistaken changes (HUGE risk). And there's no payoff here except for ideological.
This is purely an ideological request. Sex means nothing materially in the claim. Want to save millions of dollars? DO NOT DO THIS.
I can't imagine us agreeing to do a cleanup on this, all things considered, although with the new sycophant in control, who really knows anymore....