Dear ENTP,
I'm no longer playing your games. If you like me, just admit to yourself and then to me. Stop calling me "friend" when you know that you really see me as more than that. I don't mean to rush you, but I'm no longer waiting for you. Time to grow up and be a little decisive. Also, you think I'm an ISFJ? LOL. All THAT being said, you know that you amaze me.
Dear (Alleged) ENFP,
Grow up. You ESFP. "I'm a puer aeternus" is not an excuse to be such a child. You're a grown ass man. Start acting like one.
Dear ISFJ,
Sorry about the other night. You horny girl. BUT I would be lying if I said I didn't find it funny. You know what I am talking about
Dear ESFP,
It was fun. You are so beautiful, but WAY too young. Call me in 6 or 7 years. Your confidence in your body was much more obvious than it is with 21-24 year old girls I know. I actually had a lot of fun.
Dear ISTJ Dad & ISFP Mom,
I'm done, man. I don't want to live here and have you guys managing my life anymore.
Dear ENFP,
Maybe someday.
Dear OTHER ENFP,
I don't know about long-term, but right now, you're the closest thing to a relationship that I can do and be happy. You are SO fun, I just hope neither of us falls too deeply. I just can't see this working in the long run. You're in Philly and I'm moving down south. I can't leave you my heart when I move. It would kill me.
LOVE,
INFJ