Brutally Honest MBTI Profiles

[RandomINTP]

Hey guys, since it would make me look bad telling every type what they really are, go onto this website and read the section about your type. That's how everyone else percieves you, but are too "nice" to tell you.

Three things you should know before going on to this website:
1. If you can't handle the truth... (I think you know what I mean)
2. If your easily offended, stop, calm down, and think about what is said about you and if others would say it's true.
3. There are zombies on the sides of the screen, so watch out.

Here's the link.

 

[Swivelinglight]

came across as 2 edgy 4 me

 

[Xander]

Heh, INTP description is very kind.

 

[Totenkindly]

"brutally boring" seems more accurate. More "humor" would have been great, this is rather forgettable.

 

[Avocado]

Hey guys, since it would make me look bad telling every type what they really are, go onto this website and read the section about your type. That's how everyone else percieves you, but are too "nice" to tell you.

Three things you should know before going on to this website:
1. If you can't handle the truth... (I think you know what I mean)
2. If your easily offended, stop, calm down, and think about what is said about you and if others would say it's true.
3. There are zombies on the sides of the screen, so watch out.

Here's the link.

I'll read INFP and ENFP. I still feel I straddle those two, despite knowing this is impossible according to classic jungian typology.

 

[Forever]

Hmm, INFJ and ENTP resonated with me the most.

Did not like the fact that 2/3rds of the INFJ was whining about how other people imitate INFJ's. We all know it, it makes you less unique for saying that. Also, beginning with that there was TOO much to say when you actually describe them the least. I say the author is XSTJ by his own complaints.

Oh no.. now I'm complaining.

 

[/DG/]

"brutally boring" seems more accurate. More "humor" would have been great, this is rather forgettable.

Agreed. Sounds more like someone just needed a juicebox.

 

[BadOctopus]

Hmm, good effort, but next time he should try more tongue-in-cheek satire and less complaining.

Like the hilarious person who wrote this one.

 

[Eluded_One]

Nothing new that haven't been said since the commercialization of mbti

 

[Coriolis]

Hmm, good effort, but next time he should try more tongue-in-cheek satire and less complaining.

Like the hilarious person who wrote this one.

When I read the thread title, I thought of these.

 

[Rambling]

Way to offend everyone...

 

[BadOctopus]

Way to offend everyone...

Meh. I wasn't personally offended. It just struck me as overly negative and whiny. And not very clever, besides. And it looks like I'm not alone in thinking so.

The page I linked to made me laugh out loud several times, though. Especially:

INTJs are often baffled by the strange and incomprehensible recreational rituals of other people, such as going to parties, watching television, and having sex. Instead, they prefer to spend their leisure time installing twin missile launchers in their cars to deter tailgaters and playing chess with megalomaniac CEOs of the Tyrell corporation.

Now that's funny. (And I secretly would like to have twin missile launchers on my car.)

 

[Rambling]

Meh. I wasn't personally offended. It just struck me as overly negative and whiny. And not very clever, besides. And it looks like I'm not alone in thinking so.

The page I linked to made me laugh out loud several times, though. Especially:


Now that's funny. (And I secretly would like to have twin missile launchers on my car.)

I couldn't open your link...
But I'd love to have gadgets on my car...James Bond devices are fascinating, don't you think?

I suspect the thing about going to parties and watching television is that they can't be improved upon, the next time you do them, so they rapidly become boring to the INTJ mind. But I'm not extrapolating this thought towards sex though.

 

[ceecee]

Hehehe... saved the worst for last.

 

[Totenkindly]

Like the hilarious person who wrote this one.

thank you. I just got a chance to go there, and I was laughing out loud -- worth the read.

The typical INTP is a logical, abstract thinker whose intellect is ideally suited to understanding pure mathematics, linguistics, formal logic theory, and other pursuits unsuited to making a real living. The INTP can often understand even the most subtle nuances of lattice quantum chromodynamics, but cannot perform more concrete tasks such as dressing himself, operating a motor vehicle, or opening a door. An INTP may be able to tell you how to construct a nuclear reactor from a coconut and two pieces of string, but may be completely incapable of fixing a hole in a boat...

(And crap, but wouldn't you know I impulsively HAD to Google what Fermat wrote in the margins of his books??? Arrrrgg.....)

 

[Coriolis]

I suspect the thing about going to parties and watching television is that they can't be improved upon, the next time you do them, so they rapidly become boring to the INTJ mind. But I'm not extrapolating this thought towards sex though.

With few exceptions, they ARE boring. Not only that, they get in the way of other things which are interesting.

COMPATIBILITY: INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship.

Indeed.

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

this one is better Post-Apocalyptic Survival by Type | Oddly Developed Types

 

[C.J.Woolf]

COMPATIBILITY: INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship.

Indeed.

When you consider how weird many people are about relationships, this might actually be a good thing.

 

[Mal12345]

The REAL MBTI!

https://www.xeromag.com/fun/personality.html
HOHO!

 

[Pionart]

Idk, I fit all of them...