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    hello i dont know if this the right area to post this but i have a dilemna that i think i'm need to outsource help for?

    me and mine friend always been pranking each other, but i think i'm taken it too faer. i transported multiple milk to my friend apartment (which lick on floor 10), then i filled his flat with the milk so that when he open door, he get tsunamied by milk. i do this but he waved from building and broke both his thighs, and also his cat drowned beforehand. what do i do? i dont know how to make reperatoion?

    i understand this must sound like joke becaue very extreme, but true. soi if necesssary, take this as thought expemirmet, becaseuo really do need advice asap thanak yuou in andave

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    i think you owe him a new cat

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    If it had been scotch or soda, I could have helped you. Alas.

    However, there is no use crying over split milk. I would recommend calling the pound and borrowing a hundred cats so that they can remove the evidence before you go to jail for the Rest! Of! Your! Life!

    I would also move to another country because when your friend gets better and can actually run after you, you probably won't live to see another day.
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    yes chana, i got him a new cat (despite wondering if it weird replacing living thing that he loved), it an ragdoll cat:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragdoll.

    jennifer, okay you think this is joke, i understand because is strange story for be real from a personn, so i dont mind that you are dismissivce of my disatasre

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    OLD MILK SMELLS LIKE OLD COW

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    Oh dear god, anything but a ragdoll.

    Welp, I guess it's too late now. You got yourself into this.

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    is a floor 10 or similar apartment so it down get let out, so ideal for an raagdoll and also from a rescue it might not have been taken otherwise because assmume cat let outised

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    That's like property damage and stuff. Plus hurt feelings. How the hell you not in jail?

    <------------ my cat Hachiko does not approve...

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    that's funny
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    i accidently didnt quotee so loki, you said: That's like property damage and stuff. Plus hurt feelings. How the hell you not in jail?

    <------------ my cat Hachiko does not approve...

    i said

    no no he an e5 so he pretty mush just have bare concrete and floorboards with a few computer, fridge, etc. so i remove them stuff first.

    i did not see his cat though, i am eternally sad for this,

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