Beargryllz
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Lets take this morbid humor thread in a new direction, with dead babies numbering in the low tens of millions

Yeah, this. Not saying that you couldn't make a funny dead baby joke, but most of these just aren't. They're morbid without going the extra step to make it original or truly funny. Because essentially the punchline is the same, no matter how many dead baby jokes you make. It's "haha, I'm saying a violent, distasteful thing about babies, and most people like babies." There's nothing clever about it. Morbid, yes, but not necessarily going far enough or being well-crafted or clever enough to be actually funny.
Many times, people think, "Oh, people just don't get my sophisticated, dark humor." No, we get it. It's just not that funny. All taboo, no punchline.
Lets take this morbid humor thread in a new direction, with dead babies numbering in the low tens of millions
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This is exactly what I was going to try to say.
Quoted for this, and for emphasis.
A little too unbelievable to be funny, IMO. Drill sargeants don't get away with that kind of disrespect and cruelty in the real world. Somehow, I don't think most people would put up with it, either. Humor requires subtlety.
Drill instructors get away with a lot more than you'd think. They're not even supposed to touch recruits, but it happens. As far as verbal abuse, that's a given. I've heard stories about boot camp in Vietnam. It was more ruthless back then.
What do you get if you flay a baby?
A boner.
How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your dick off on it's teddybear.
How do you fit 10 babies into a bowl?
With a mixer.
How do you get the babies up from the bowl again?
Nachos.
Yeah, my humour is mostly dark and morbid. ENFP if you want to know.
Ehh..they're just trying to break him. That's a bit different from threatening to "skullfuck" somebody. I'd be willing to bet money that any drill instructor that was making legitimate threats against a recruit would be facing some pretty harsh consequences.
That one!What's the fastest animal in the world?
An ethiopian chicken.
I think I'm going to hell.
How cruel are these jokes? I don't consider them funny, at this rate.
Y'know, for someone who's avatar references a sick fucking theoretical example of an otherwise interesting idea, you're being awfully judgemental...