SaltyWench
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I peak in the evening, no exceptions. I am most alert, most stable, and have the most fun at night. What about you guys?
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Contrary to popular belief, the ESTP cannot harness energy directly, sunlight, another person or otherwise. Rather, it must create its own, under its own power. In this case, the ESTP is powered by liquid. While most MBTI types are fine with first to third gears, the ESTP prefers to be in constant gear of fourth or higher.I thought SPs got all their energy directly from the sun.![]()
6am to 10am.
I thought SPs got all their energy directly from the sun.![]()
My, aren't you a communist?
oh. damn... was this only for SPs...?![]()
6am to 10am.
Contrary to popular belief, the ESTP cannot harness energy directly, sunlight, another person or otherwise. Rather, it must create its own, under its own power. In this case, the ESTP is powered by liquid. While most MBTI types are fine with first to third gears, the ESTP prefers to be in constant gear of fourth or higher.
However, the ESTP's most efficient gear, seventh...
[trivia: ESTP's have a seventh gear, very similar to the ESTJ's eighth gear]
...will engage automatically at night. Like during the day, the dreaded engine stall may attack your ESTP during a gear shift. Stand back, ESTPs are known to be loose cannons during this period. When seventh gear is in play, fill your ESTP with a sw33t liquid, preferably b33r, an energy drink, or some form of crazy mixed liquid. Energy levels become multiplied by four.
There is a tradeoff to this. The ESTP will burn through fuel at three times the rate. There will be lag periods where the ESTP's engine cannot keep up. The more frequent and consistently this happens, it is a sign the ESTP is running on fumes. Be sure to bring your ESTP home and place them in 'park', preferably in a mess on the floor.
Allow your ESTP to detox.
When your ESTP has detoxed, and most other MBTI types are fueling themselves with sunlight, rays of television, or phosphor rays from a computer, it is time to replenish your ESTP's fuel.
Remove the gas cap. Input approximately 2 quarts of Sunny D. Stand ten feet back and your ESTP's engine will shift from second gear to forth.
[Note: Special care must be undertaken when your ESTP is shifting from detox to second gear. Failure to fill your ESTP has been reported of your ESTP foraging for his sw33t liquids. Beware, your ESTP will most likely drink straight from the bottle. You have been warned.]
-Paid for by the Sunny D Motor Corp.
[See Chapter 3 for ESTP Interaction for other types]
[See Chapter 7 for proper gear shifting.]
[See Chapter 8 for proper liquid mixing.]
[See Chapter 666 for your ESTP's secret gear]