What fruits/vegetables do you associate with each MBTI type?

[Yama]

WAIT FUCK PEACHES I WANT TO BE A BANANA I LOVE THAT SHIT BANANA FLAVORED ANYTHING IS MY FUCKING LIFE

 

[Yama]

Well, you learn something new everyday I guess.

Just the other day I learned what a rusty trombone was. I'm so naïve.

What is a rusty trombone?

 

[Norrsken]

Aww, but grapefruits are horribly bitter I'd rather be a tomato now.

Okay, INFPs are officially tomatoes now. ;p

 

[Norrsken]

WAIT FUCK PEACHES I WANT TO BE A BANANA I LOVE THAT SHIT BANANA FLAVORED ANYTHING IS MY FUCKING LIFE

ISFJ are now officially bananas.
.. Oh man, that double entendre, though. I meant, you're now a banana. xD

 

[Peter Deadpan]

I vote for ENFPs as fungi (fun guy).

 

[Korvinagor]

I vote for ENFPs as fungi (fun guy).

The implications of that would certainly be interesting...some are unassuming, but wonderful to eat, while others are attractive to the eye yet...not good for you.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

A sharp knife, though, makes neat work: slices, wedges, ornate sawtooth carvings . . . whatever we can dream up.

True. Finesse is helpful, rather than brute squeezing.

What is a rusty trombone?

You can look it up on wikipedia. I have no wish to corrupt the youth.

 

[Yama]

You can look it up on wikipedia. I have no wish to corrupt the youth.

How old do you think I am, ya punk?! :tantrum:

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

How old do you think I am, ya punk?! :tantrum:

You're in college. Not a minor, but definitely young from where I am.

 

[FemMecha]

INFP - blueberry
ISFP - pomegranate

INFJ - plum
INTJ - grapefruit

ISFJ - peach
ISTJ - apple

INTP - lemon
ISTP - coconut

ENFJ - starfruit
ESFJ - strawberries

ENFP - dragonfruit
ENTP - jujube

ESFP - watermelon
ESTP - jackfruit

ESTJ - banana
ENTJ - pineapple

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

INTJ - grapefruit

I hate grapefruit but I like INTJs. I see where you're coming from with the sour fruit thing, though (and I like lemons... I used to enjoy sucking on them as a kid). How about limes?

 

[Firebird 8118]

ISFJ are now officially bananas.
.. Oh man, that double entendre, though. I meant, you're now a banana. xD

Well, it certainly made my night!

 

[chubber]

INTJ watermelon

 

[fetus]

I think ISFPs are avocados.

 

[Carpe Vinum]

ENTJ: Pumpkin

PumpKING, thank you very much.

 

[Tellenbach]

ISFJs - The sweet potato. They're very similar to ISTJs (the potato), only more sweet and mushy.

 

[Metis]

I agree that ISFPs are like avocados. The oil is great for the complexion. Just try NOT to rub cheeks all day the next time you have a close relationship to an ISFP. Can't do it.

How is an INTJ like a watermelon, though? That one sounds like sheer wishful thinking to me. When I think of a fun, sweaty summer day, I picture the INTJs being holed up in their rooms, playing video games, with the blinds shut tight.

<--INTJ on a summer day

Aren't they usually sensitive to the sun?

 

[chubber]

I agree that ISFPs are like avocados. The oil is great for the complexion. Just try NOT to rub cheeks all day the next time you have a close relationship to an ISFP. Can't do it.

How is an INTJ like a watermelon, though? That one sounds like sheer wishful thinking to me. When I think of a fun, sweaty summer day, I picture the INTJs being holed up in their rooms, playing video games, with the blinds shut tight.

<--INTJ on a summer day

Aren't they usually sensitive to the sun?

When you had too much watermelon, because it was so good, then proceed to go to bed and then wake up the next morning to realise you wet the bed. You end up blaming the watermelon, instead of yourself.

 

[Metis]

When you had too much watermelon, because it was so good, then proceed to go to bed and then wake up the next morning to realise you wet the bed. You end up blaming the watermelon, instead of yourself.

LMAO. I can't say I've ever wet the bed due to overconsumption of INTJ goodness. If I did, though, it would most certainly be completely the INTJ's fault! I'll watch out for that in the future.

If INTJs are melons, I think they're more like honeydews. Not as life-of-the-party as a watermelon, and looks like an underripe cantaloupe from the inside, but some can taste sweet. Not my favorite fruit, though.

I'd be more inclined to assume a high-fiber fruit or vegetable connection. INTJs are fibrous, IMO. In fact, they might be pure cellulose.

 

[chubber]

LMAO. I can't say I've ever wet the bed due to overconsumption of INTJ goodness. If I did, though, it would most certainly be completely the INTJ's fault! I'll watch out for that in the future.

If INTJs are melons, I think they're more like honeydews. Not as life-of-the-party as a watermelon, and looks like an underripe cantaloupe from the inside, but some can taste sweet. Not my favorite fruit, though.

I'd be more inclined to assume a high-fiber fruit or vegetable connection. INTJs are fibrous, IMO. In fact, they might be pure cellulose.

Only need us when you are firmly planted on your throne heh?