Mole
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Haven't encountered enough close up to rightly know. Just to be on the safe side, you'd better change your name back to Victor...
I wear a dark brown smoking coat, kept immaculately brushed, and Badger tells me, nose to nose, I remind him of fresh fields and the wholesome earth. Badger assured me you won't turn your nose up at me, and in fact has asked Ratty to invite you to a picnic beside the river, with only the most delightful fresh fruit and vegetables, and perhaps a little grilled trout, as our picnic lunch. Badger feels this will suit your taste and give you a good impression of us. Toad though has gone overboard again and decided he wants to be a vegetarian, as he said mistakenly, just like you. But Toad gets taken by his enthusiasms so you must forgive him. He is really a good hearted animal.