"The Real Personality Types Made Relevant" - Xeromag

[Apollanaut]

I believe this whole thread to be a covert attempt by the Illuminati to discredit Myers-Briggs typology for all time by ridiculing it to death.

What are they so afraid of? What, I ask?

 

[yenom]

ENTP = human weapon of mass destruction

when I detonate, billions of people get wiped out from the surface of the earth.

 

[Synarch]

ENTP are only harmful to themselves.

 

[yenom]

when you push your destructiver ideas foward without thinking about the consequneces, you destroy both yourself and other people. Though I rarely have the freedom to do this.

 

[Apollanaut]

ENTP are only harmful to themselves.

Oh, how we like to delude ourselves....

 

[VagrantFarce]

ENTP are only harmful to themselves.

Not if you give them a lighter.

 

[BlueScreen]

ENFP: The Scientologist

The ENFP is a creative thinker who sees all humanity as connected to a cosmic whole, and gives of himself tirelessly to improve the condition of his fellow man.

Whether he's creating bizarre religions aimed at bringing us all back to our origins as immortal space aliens made of pure thought or conducting seminars and classes on alien abduction, the ENFP is always seeking the answers to the great mysteries of life, such as "Who are we?" and "How can I use two tin cans and a Radio Shack multimeter to bring enlightenment to the world?" and "What is it with UFOs and anal probing, anyway?"

RECREATION: The ENFP is gregarious, outgoing, and slightly silly; they often spend their leisure time engaged in role-playing games, having pillow fights that lead to wild, lustful lesbian orgies, or being abducted by space aliens.

COMPATIBILITY: ENFPs are happiest in relationships with Tom Cruise.

Famous ENFPs include anyone who has ever dated Tom Cruise.