Scientists Made Chicken Embroyos with Dinosaur Faces

[Crabs]

But they didn't allow them to hatch.

 

[Crabs]

 

[ducks]

YEAH DINOSAUR CHICKENS!!!

 

[Crabs]

YEAH DINOSAUR CHICKENS!!!

 

[Metis]

I'm not in favor of it, but I want one anyway.

 

[Crabs]

I'm not in favor of it, but I want one anyway.

Why are you opposed to dino chickens? Does it violate your ethical boundaries?

 

[Metis]

Why are you opposed to dino chickens? Does it violate your ethical boundaries?

I'm opposed to making dinosaurs. I don't want to get eaten.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

I'm opposed to making dinosaurs. I don't want to get eaten.

Are you the female equivalent of Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park? Not in terms of looks, but philosophically speaking?

 

[Metis]

Are you the female equivalent of Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park? Not in terms of looks, but philosophically speaking?

I had a celebrity crush on him once I saw that movie. Aww. He was so cute.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

I had a celebrity crush on him once I saw that movie. Aww. He was so cute.

His reaction to Laura Dern playing with dinosaur feces was classic.

 

[Metis]

His reaction to Laura Dern playing with dinosaur feces was classic.

I don't remember; I haven't seen it since it came out in the theater.

 

[Crabs]

I'm opposed to making dinosaurs. I don't want to get eaten.

If we make dino chickens then we can eat them.

His reaction to Laura Dern playing with dinosaur feces was classic.

 

[Metis]

If we make dino chickens then we can eat them.

I don't want to eat one, but if someone figures out how to make them extremely tiny, I'd like a pet mini-T-Rex. I'll name it Thumbelina Rex.

Oh.

 

[Population: 1]

Why are you opposed to dino chickens? Does it violate your ethical boundaries?

It violates common sense. Wait until veloci-ostriches are made and when some inevitably escape a zoo or a few eggs end up on the exotic animals black market. A few of those running about the neighborhood will put a toothy turd in your hotdog bun! Get caught in your backyard making s’mores without your 12ga and you’ll be learning right quick what an apex predator with a built in arsenal can do to a man.

 

[Crabs]

It violates common sense. Wait until veloci-ostriches are made and when some inevitably escape a zoo or a few eggs end up on the exotic animals black market. A few of those running about the neighborhood will put a toothy turd in your hotdog bun! Get caught in your backyard making s’mores without your 12ga and you’ll be learning right quick what an apex predator with a built in arsenal can do to a man.

Ostriches prefer eating plants, but they also eat locusts, lizards, snakes and rodents. Even if they did have sharp teeth, my fist is bigger than their skull and their brain is the size of a walnut. Hardly an apex predator.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

I don't remember; I haven't seen it since it came out in the theater.

It was an expression of astonishment. IIRC, he expressed surprise at the fact that she was picking up "dino shit." He may have also used the phrase "dino doo-doo." I can't remember for sure.

(The dinosaur in question was a triceratops.)

 

[Crabs]

It was an expression of astonishment. IIRC, he expressed surprise at the fact that she was picking up "dino shit." He may have also used the phrase "dino doo-doo." I can't remember for sure.

(The dinosaur in question was a triceratops.)

It's classic, but you don't remember what he said? For shame!