[NT] Random thought thread (NT version)

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Avada Kedavra Achoo.

Expecto patronum! (sea sponge shows up)

 

[bluebell]

Expecto patronum! (sea sponge shows up)

Homenum Revelio! (sea sponge morphs into shark)

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Homenum Revelio! (sea sponge morphs into shark)

Uh, I got nothing to follow this up with. I was unprepared for that counter-attack.

 

[bluebell]

Uh, I got nothing to follow this up with. I was unprepared for that counter-attack.

(shark sneezes and turns into a teapot)

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

(shark sneezes and turns into a teapot)

(teapot turns into a kettle)

 

[bluebell]

(teapot turns into a kettle)

(kettle boils, explodes into cloud of butterflies)

 

[Coriolis]

(kettle boils, explodes into cloud of butterflies)

Riddikulus!

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

(kettle boils, explodes into cloud of butterflies)

(butterflies are consumed by rabid rabbits)

 

[Snickie]

(kettle boils, explodes into cloud of butterflies)

(butterflies glow into light and turn into Snickie, who will now break this chain of events with her random thought of the day)



After watching all these "What [function] is/does for me/whatever" videos and talking to someone on the phone I realize everyone I've heard has been referring to the functions as the two letters that compose them. Fi is "F-I." Am I the only one who says them like one word? Fi is "fee" and Se is "say"?

 

[bluebell]

(butterflies are consumed by rabid rabbits)

(rabid rabbits run rings 'round aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaQ34EEEEEEEEEEE*)

*kitty decided how to end that one. Open to interpretation; her typing is a tad erratic.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

(rabid rabbits run rings 'round aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaQ34EEEEEEEEEEE*)

*kitty decided how to end that one. Open to interpretation; her typing is a tad erratic.

Does your kitty approve of our cat moderator, Nutter?

 

[bluebell]

Does your kitty approve of our cat moderator, Nutter?

She's not super keen on other kitties, but if Nutter is happy to race around like a mad thing chasing invisible mice with her, then sure, why not.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

She's not super keen on other kitties, but if Nutter is happy to race around like a mad thing chasing invisible mice with her, then sure, why not.

[MENTION=22178]magpie[/MENTION] or [MENTION=29203]Nutter The Cat[/MENTION] what say you?

 

[Yuurei]

It seems to me that most people hate pumpkin season. I invite you to bring all of your unwanted pumpkin flavored things to me.

I like to help.

 

[Forever]

It seems to me that most people hate pumpkin season. I invite you to bring all of your unwanted pumpkin flavored things to me.

I like to help.

Except the pumpkin pie dessert, bring those to me

i got tired of pumpkin spice latte's very quick, looks like I wasn't destined to be basic for long

 

[evilrubberduckie]

Give a man oral sex and he returns it by giving you strep throat.

Fuck

Turns out google search results say this is quite common. Fuck me.
Now i cant enjoy giving head unless the dude wears a condom. Who the fuck wants to wear a condom for that activity? Im miserable and I cant even turn to food because I cant swallow, I also cant turn to sex because thats what started it in the first place. Kill me.

 

[magpie]

She's not super keen on other kitties, but if Nutter is happy to race around like a mad thing chasing invisible mice with her, then sure, why not.

Nutter loves chasing invisible things and he is definitely a mad thing. They'd get along great. I'd set them up if Nutter weren't already dating [MENTION=360]prplchknz[/MENTION]' cat Daisy.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

Nutter loves chasing invisible things and he is definitely a mad thing. They'd get along great. I'd set them up if Nutter weren't already dating [MENTION=360]prplchknz[/MENTION]' cat Daisy.

Oh, I didn't mean to presume on Nutter's availability. I guess I'm a terrible feline matchmaker.

 

[Coriolis]

It seems to me that most people hate pumpkin season. I invite you to bring all of your unwanted pumpkin flavored things to me.

I like to help.

I like pumpkin season. We eat our pumpkins: pumpkin muffins, cake, bread, and SOUP!

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

I like pumpkin season. We eat our pumpkins: pumpkin muffins, cake, bread, and SOUP!

Don't forget pumpkin seeds! I once did a stuffed pumpkin dish from a whole pumpkin... one of the big ones too. It lasted a week.