Murderous Villain Test

[Norexan]

Murderous Villain Test

You are the most like:
Joseph Stalin
Dictator of the Soviet Union
"In the Soviet army, it takes more courage to retreat than to advance."

Personality Match

Like Joseph Stalin, you are a force to be reckoned with. Tough-minded, effective, combative, and controlling, you assert yourself and dominate the situation wherever you go. Anything that can be approached as a challenge you approach with full intent to dominate and succeed. However, you would do well to remember that a ruthless 'in it to win it' attitude does not inspire much love and may leave you lonely in the long run.

Words of Warning

Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:

Steamrolled others in a debate and pushed your solution through with impunity, simply because others were not able to produce the sort of rational and objective analysis that you were?
Used your own standard of efficiency and competence as a universal yardstick by which you measured *all* human beings, thus leading you to see softer and slower natures than your own as subpar?
Used your intellectual superiority to offer people an over-simplified worldview in which they could easily find meaning and freedom from the anxiety of having to fend for themselves, if only they did what you asked of them?
Exploited your ability to appear authoritative and imposing to stress someone out and subdue them, even though they might have had good reasons for disagreeing with you?
Sought power for power's sake without ever questioning the assumption that this was what would make you happy?


Scientific Research

According to studies from Cambridge University (UK) and Texas AM University (US), your scores indicate that you are:

Likely to have a richer vocabulary than the average person.
Likely to be more knowledgeable than the average person on political and societal issues.
Likely to have a quicker understanding of abstract concepts and ideas than the average person.
More energetic and quicker to act than the average person.
Someone who has a greater number of friends than the average person.
More assertive in social situations than the average person.
Someone who is more excitement-seeking and prone to experiencing more positive emotions than the average person.
More planful, organized, and goal-oriented than the average person.
Likely to have had a higher grade point average in school than the average person.
Less likely than the average person to ever have cheated on your homework, exams, or a loved one.
More likely than the average person to leave an orderly room when you go to work in the morning.
More critical, cold-headed, and detached than the average person.
More suspicious of the motives of others than the average person and quicker to detect a lie or an attempt to manipulate you than the average person.
More at ease with making cynical and tough decisions than the average person.
More likely than the average person to be barbed and acerbic with people who irritate you.
Less preoccupied than the average person with how you are perceived in the eyes of others.
More psychologically robust and better at absorbing shocks and setbacks than the average person.
Less worried about stressors and threats in your environment than the average person; not being one to be easily irritated or upset.
Someone who performs better under pressure than the average person.
Historical Background

Joseph Stalin (1878-1953) led the Soviet Union from the mid-1920s until his death. Georgian by birth, he was a member of the Bolshevik Party which was a major participant in the 1917 Russian Revolution. After the death of Lenin in 1924, Stalin quickly consolidated political power and eliminated opposition to his rule.

Upon seizing power, he launched an agricultural reform program to convert the Soviet Union into an industrial power. The resulting famines and forced labor camps caused the deaths of as many as ten million peasants between 1926 and 1934. Following that, he had millions of supposed 'enemies of the Soviet Union' executed, exiled, or imprisoned during the Great Purge. Stalin died of natural causes in 1953, by which time the Soviet Union had became a superpower, but that was insufficient to prevent Stalin's successor, Nikita Khrushchev, from decrying Stalin's legacy and issuing a program of de-Stalinization in 1956.

 

[Earl Grey]

Like Albert Speer,
you are intellectually minded. You see yourself as an observer of events rather than as a partaker in them - as someone who analyzes rather than influences, and thinks rather than does. However, you should remember that your detached analytical stance does not make you an innocent bystander in life and that all that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing. Passivity is also a choice that affects others.

Words of Warning - Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:
Shrugged your shoulders and given up trying to apply your own sense of what you knew was right, simply because other people's outlooks seemed so far from yours?
Come across as insensitive and absent-minded because you were so lost in your own inner analyses that you did not want to extend your attention to anything else?
Put your considerable analytical skills to work at solving problems that it would perhaps not be entirely ethical to solve, thinking only of the technical side of the situation, and not the moral one?
Diminished your own productivity by ceaselessly hunting down minor imperfections and mistakes in your own work, and constantly undoing the progress that you had made?
Knowingly wasted your talents because you "did not see the point" of all the striving and self-assertion that usually goes along with accomplishment and achievement?

Scientific Research - According to studies from Cambridge University (UK) and Texas AM University (US), your scores indicate that you are:
Likely to have a richer vocabulary than the average person.
Likely to be more knowledgeable than the average person on political and societal issues.
Likely to have a quicker understanding of abstract concepts and ideas than the average person.
More deliberate and thorough in your actions than the average person.
Someone who is more reserved in social situations than the average person.
Someone who has an easier time concentrating for long periods of time than the average person.
Someone who likes to take more time to size people up and get to know them before you open up than the average person.
More critical, cold-headed, and detached than the average person.
More suspicious of the motives of others than the average person and quicker to detect a lie or an attempt to manipulate you than the average person.
More at ease with making cynical and tough decisions than the average person.
More likely than the average person to be barbed and acerbic with people who irritate you.

Historical Background
Albert Speer (1905-1981) was a German architect who served as the Third Reich's Minister of Armaments and War Production for part of World War II. Speer became a member of the Nazi Party in 1931. His impressive architectural skills won him entry into Hitler's inner circle. He designed stadiums for Nazi Party rallies. In 1942, he was appointed to the war production cabinet position. Despite constant Allied bombings, German war production continued to increase while he was in charge.

In 1946, he was tried at Nuremberg and was apologetic for his crimes. He was sentenced to twenty years, mainly due to his use of forced labor for production. He served most of his sentence in Spandau Prison and spent his remaining years living in relative obscurity in West Germany. He published three books about his experiences with the Third Reich and died in 1981 of natural causes.

eyes glazing over


EDIT: Wait, isn't this just B5/16p MBTI (I/E N/S T/F J/P A/T) reworded?

 

[Maou]

Personality Match

Like Joseph Stalin, you are a force to be reckoned with. Tough-minded, effective, combative, and controlling, you assert yourself and dominate the situation wherever you go. Anything that can be approached as a challenge you approach with full intent to dominate and succeed. However, you would do well to remember that a ruthless 'in it to win it' attitude does not inspire much love and may leave you lonely in the long run.

Words of Warning

Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:

Steamrolled others in a debate and pushed your solution through with impunity, simply because others were not able to produce the sort of rational and objective analysis that you were?
Used your own standard of efficiency and competence as a universal yardstick by which you measured *all* human beings, thus leading you to see softer and slower natures than your own as subpar?
Used your intellectual superiority to offer people an over-simplified worldview in which they could easily find meaning and freedom from the anxiety of having to fend for themselves, if only they did what you asked of them?
Exploited your ability to appear authoritative and imposing to stress someone out and subdue them, even though they might have had good reasons for disagreeing with you?
Sought power for power's sake without ever questioning the assumption that this was what would make you happy?
Scientific Research

According to studies from Cambridge University (UK) and Texas AM University (US), your scores indicate that you are:

Likely to have a richer vocabulary than the average person.
Likely to be more knowledgeable than the average person on political and societal issues.
Likely to have a quicker understanding of abstract concepts and ideas than the average person.
More planful, organized, and goal-oriented than the average person.
Likely to have had a higher grade point average in school than the average person.
Less likely than the average person to ever have cheated on your homework, exams, or a loved one.
More likely than the average person to leave an orderly room when you go to work in the morning.
More critical, cold-headed, and detached than the average person.
More suspicious of the motives of others than the average person and quicker to detect a lie or an attempt to manipulate you than the average person.
More at ease with making cynical and tough decisions than the average person.
More likely than the average person to be barbed and acerbic with people who irritate you.
Less preoccupied than the average person with how you are perceived in the eyes of others.
More psychologically robust and better at absorbing shocks and setbacks than the average person.
Less worried about stressors and threats in your environment than the average person; not being one to be easily irritated or upset.
Someone who performs better under pressure than the average person.
Historical Background

Joseph Stalin (1878-1953) led the Soviet Union from the mid-1920s until his death. Georgian by birth, he was a member of the Bolshevik Party which was a major participant in the 1917 Russian Revolution. After the death of Lenin in 1924, Stalin quickly consolidated political power and eliminated opposition to his rule.

Upon seizing power, he launched an agricultural reform program to convert the Soviet Union into an industrial power. The resulting famines and forced labor camps caused the deaths of as many as ten million peasants between 1926 and 1934. Following that, he had millions of supposed 'enemies of the Soviet Union' executed, exiled, or imprisoned during the Great Purge. Stalin died of natural causes in 1953, by which time the Soviet Union had became a superpower, but that was insufficient to prevent Stalin's successor, Nikita Khrushchev, from decrying Stalin's legacy and issuing a program of de-Stalinization in 1956.

I HAVE THE HIGHEST SCORE, BEAT THAT HITLER!

 

[Yuurei]

Sorry not sorry



Personality Match
Like Vladimir Putin, you always keep your cool, even under circumstances that would cause others to break out a sweat. Normally you keep a low profile, but when an opportunity arises, you decisively spring into action, catching others off-guard and making the most of the opening presented to you. Take care to reign in the smartassery, though, or risk antagonizing others to the point of provoking massive retaliation.
Words of Warning
Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:
Used your hard-headedness and social reticence to 'psych people out' and intimidate them into not voicing legitimate criticisms of you?
Regarded other people as oversensitive crybabies, simply because they were not as 'hard-boiled' as you?
Seized an opportunity so fully as it arose, guns blazing, that you found yourself unable to account for the long-term consequences of your initial audacity?
Held back vital information from allies and teammates because you did not see the point of sharing and you thought you could handle everything yourself?
Abandoned a course of action just as it was about to bear fruit because you felt tied down and wanted to be free to adapt?
Scientific Research
According to studies from Cambridge University (UK) and Texas AM University (US), your scores indicate that you are:
More likely than the average person to judge people by their actions, rather than by their words.
More likely than the average person to cut straight to the chase when talking.
More likely than the average person to simply look at the bottom line as opposed to pondering a lot of qualifications and maybes.
More energetic and quicker to act than the average person.
Someone who has a greater number of friends than the average person.
More assertive in social situations than the average person.
Someone who is more excitement-seeking and prone to experiencing more positive emotions than the average person.
More spontaneous and flexible in your approach to problem solving than the average person.
More risk-prone, and less afraid of exposing yourself to risk, than the average person.
More likely than the average person to believe that "rules are meant to be broken" and to utilize that belief to your own advantage.
More likely than the average person to leave a messy room when you go to work in the morning.
More critical, cold-headed, and detached than the average person.
More suspicious of the motives of others than the average person and quicker to detect a lie or an attempt to manipulate you than the average person.
More at ease with making cynical and tough decisions than the average person.
More likely than the average person to be barbed and acerbic with people who irritate you.
Less preoccupied than the average person with how you are perceived in the eyes of others.
More psychologically robust and better at absorbing shocks and setbacks than the average person.
Less worried about stressors and threats in your environment than the average person; not being one to be easily irritated or upset.
Someone who performs better under pressure than the average person.

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Personality Match
Like Adolf Hitler, you are introverted but nevertheless possess a charisma that is second to none because you are strongly attuned to people. When you put your mind to it, you can charm anyone. You have a dramatic flair and you like testing other people's boundaries to see what will happen. Be careful that you do not end up playing with fire and getting yourself into a dangerous situation which you cannot charm your way out of.

Words of Warning
Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:
Disregarded the injunctions of friends and loved ones who tried to advise you against a decision in which they had a stake because you felt they did not see the comprehensive, underlying truth of the problem like you did?
Used your personal magnetism and charm to play favorites among the people in your life, keeping them in a position where each wanted to exceed the other in order to please you?
Trusted in premonitions and compelling mental images in situations where hard numbers might have served you better?
Refused a prudent compromise to the detriment of everyone involved because it went against the gist of your overall vision?
Used your empathic understanding to selectively edit your message and alter your demeanor so that people were led to believe that you were in agreement with them and shared their sentiments when you really didn't?

Scientific Research
According to studies from Cambridge University (UK) and Texas AM University (US), your scores indicate that you are:
More deliberate and thorough in your actions than the average person.
Someone who is more reserved in social situations than the average person.
Someone who has an easier time concentrating for long periods of time than the average person.
Someone who likes to take more time to size people up and get to know them before you open up than the average person.
More spontaneous and flexible in your approach to problem solving than the average person.
More risk-prone, and less afraid of exposing yourself to risk, than the average person.
More likely than the average person to believe that "rules are meant to be broken" and to utilize that belief to your own advantage.
More likely than the average person to leave a messy room when you go to work in the morning.
More likeable, warm, and trusting than the average person.
More likely than the average person to think in terms of "win-win" and to compromise as a means of settling disputes.
Someone who forgives more easily than the average person and who gives more to charities than the average person.
Someone who feels more concern for others and who sympathizes more with the feelings of others than the average person.
More preoccupied with the give and take of social relations than the average person; someone who spends much time pondering the impressions that people make on one another and their feelings and views.
Likely to change moods more frequently than the average person and to tense up when subjected to stress.
More alert to threats and stressors in your environment than the average person, knowing that you must take care of yourself to maintain your balance and cool.
Likely to be worse at performing under pressure than the average person, being someone who needs their space in order to operate at their best.

 

[Morpeko]

Personality Match
Like Vladimir Lenin, you are confident in your intellectual ability and supremely driven to improve the world according to your vision - even if it means you have to steamroll those who fail to understand how your way is better. You probably think that it takes a special and unique kind of person to understand the full merit of your abilities and therefore see little reason to listen to others anyway. Our advice to you is to not be so dismissive of other people's input - but we don't expect that you are willing to take it.

Words of Warning
Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:
Been so possessed by an intellectual idea that you felt it was the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, feeling that you simply had to implement it in the real world, no matter the cost?
Misconstrued the motives of others, believing they were out to belittle or diminish you, throwing acerbic sarcasm in their faces when all they wanted was to call your attention to their perspective as well?
Lived so thoroughly in your head that you vacillated between binge-eating, drinking, etc. and then practically fasting?
Construed yourself as the sole light of the world, neglecting to give credit to the people whose contributions were in some sense a prerequisite of yours?
Used your analytical acumen to vehemently point out the flaws and deficiencies in the doings of others, while seeing little need to state the good?

Scientific Research
According to studies from Cambridge University (UK) and Texas AM University (US), your scores indicate that you are:
More deliberate and thorough in your actions than the average person.
Someone who is more reserved in social situations than the average person.
Someone who has an easier time concentrating for long periods of time than the average person.
Someone who likes to take more time to size people up and get to know them before you open up than the average person.
More critical, cold-headed, and detached than the average person.
More suspicious of the motives of others than the average person and quicker to detect a lie or an attempt to manipulate you than the average person.
More at ease with making cynical and tough decisions than the average person.
More likely than the average person to be barbed and acerbic with people who irritate you.
More preoccupied with the give and take of social relations than the average person; someone who spends much time pondering the impressions that people make on one another and their feelings and views.
Likely to change moods more frequently than the average person and to tense up when subjected to stress.
More alert to threats and stressors in your environment than the average person, knowing that you must take care of yourself to maintain your balance and cool.
Likely to be worse at performing under pressure than the average person, being someone who needs their space in order to operate at their best.

 

[The Cat]

Personality Match

Like Che Guevara, you are spontaneous, passionate, and communicative. It is important to you to be true to yourself and to stand up for what you believe in, provoking others out of their bourgeois complacency by tenderly calling out the world's injustices. You are passionate about your cause and can even wax somewhat poetic when speaking of the social change that you long for. However, remember that calling for change is not enough; the mature firebrand also points to practicable ways of implementing it.

Words of Warning

Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:

Felt so impassioned at the sight of an injustice that you were stirred to use whatever means were in your power to set it right, thereby inadvertently ending up committing a new injustice?
Opened your heart so indiscriminately to the suffering of others that you forgot to consider whether some portion of their maladies was really their own fault?
Spread your gift of fantasy and innovation too thin by engrossing yourself in too many projects at the same time, thereby having to abandon several of them before they reached completion?
Adopted a rebellious or contrarian attitude in a situation where "by the book" cooperation would have served you better?
Behaved so passionately as the champion of a cause that your personal identity and passion ended up overshadowing the cause itself?
Procrastinated and pushed boring routine tasks into the future, effectively neglecting them or forcing others to deal with the consequences of your missed deadlines?

Scientific Research

According to studies from Cambridge University (UK) and Texas AM University (US), your scores indicate that you are:

Amazingly, your personality is simply too smooth and well-rounded for this study to be able to say anything about you.

Historical Background

Ernesto "Che" Guevara (1928-1967) was an Argentine Marxist revolutionary and physician. A major figure of the Cuban Revolution, his stylized visage has become a ubiquitous counter-cultural symbol of rebellion and global insignia in popular culture.

As a young medical student, Guevara traveled throughout South America and was radicalized by the poverty, hunger, and disease he witnessed. His desire to help overturn what he saw as the capitalist exploitation of Latin America prompted his involvement in revolutionary Marxist movements.

Later, he and Fidel Castro sailed to Cuba to overthrow the regime there. Guevara rose to prominence and was promoted to second-in-command. Following the Cuban Revolution, Guevara held a number of key roles in the new government such as spearheading the new literacy program, national bank president and instructor of the armed forces to name a few. He was responsible for the internment of homosexuals and the executions of hundreds of political prisoners without fair trial. Guevara remains both a revered and reviled historical figure. He has evolved into a quintessential icon of various leftist-inspired movements.

 

[Lexicon]

....I broke it.

Personality Match

Your sweet personality does not match any Murderous Villain. It seems you are too pure of heart and introspective to ever inflict true evil upon the world. Being too sensitive for this world, you are more likely to take your own life than that of another.



Words of Warning
You are an angel, but even angels have dark sides - have you ever:

- Assumed an innocuous attitude where you purposefully downplayed your resourcefulness as a means of making others step in and assume responsibility for you?
-Intentionally "forgotten" objects in someone's home as a way of making sure that you were active in their consciousness and that they were thinking about you?
- Internalized the opinions of others, blindly parroting their opinions back to them, as a way of avoiding conflict and trying to please?
- Been so docile in a romantic relationship that it brought out antisocial, narcissistic, or sadistic traits in your partner, even though such traits had not been a part of your partner's personal history up to that point?
- Projected your own need for a competent and nurturing 'other' onto someone who really did not have these traits - in other words, seeing them for what you wanted them to be, rather than for what they were?
- Ignored someone's requests to break off a relationship by attempting to force the status quo on them and continue as if nothing has changed?


^Yes, but only at the 2 highlighted lines, when I was much younger. First one w/my mom (people-pleasing). The second one with my second boyfriend (when I was 17), but he’d had an asshole history prior to me that I’d just been blind to. As one does when they’re young & stupid.



Scientific Research
According to studies from Cambridge University (UK) and Texas AM University (US), your scores indicate that you are:

- Likely to have a richer vocabulary than the average person.
- Likely to be more knowledgeable than the average person on political and societal issues.
- Likely to have a quicker understanding of abstract concepts and ideas than the average person.
- More deliberate and thorough in your actions than the average person.
- Someone who is more reserved in social situations than the average person.
- Someone who has an easier time concentrating for long periods of time than the average person.
- Someone who likes to take more time to size people up and get to know them before you open up than the average person.
- More planful, organized, and goal-oriented than the average person.
- Likely to have had a higher grade point average in school than the average person.
- Less likely than the average person to ever have cheated on your homework, exams, or a loved one.
- More likely than the average person to leave an orderly room when you go to work in the morning.
- More likeable, warm, and trusting than the average person.
- More likely than the average person to think in terms of "win-win" and to compromise as a means of settling disputes.
- Someone who forgives more easily than the average person and who gives more to charities than the average person.
- Someone who feels more concern for others and who sympathizes more with the feelings of others than the average person.
- Less preoccupied than the average person with how you are perceived in the eyes of others.
- More psychologically robust and better at absorbing shocks and setbacks than the average person.
- Less worried about stressors and threats in your environment than the average person; not being one to be easily irritated or upset.
- Someone who performs better under pressure than the average person.


^Somewhat accurate, somewhat overly back-patting.
(How’s that for a rich vocabulary?)


Historical Background

Angels are supernatural beings, often depicted in humanoid form with feathered wings on their backs and halos around their heads. They are found in various religions and mythologies.
In Zoroastrianism and Abrahamic religions, angels are often depicted as benevolent celestial beings who act as intermediaries between Heaven and Earth, or as guardian spirits or a guiding influence. However, the term 'angel' has gradually been expanded to include various other meanings, such as protective 'guardian angels' and celestial guides for human beings, benevolently carrying out God's will.
In contemporary pop culture, the term 'angel' is sometimes used to refer to self-sacrificing humans who are seemingly 'too good for this world' and incapable of doing evil. However, in the Abrahamic tradition, angels have historically also been portrayed as celestial soldiers and warriors, imposing divine retribution upon the enemies of God.


Um.. I guess flying would be cool?

 

[yeghor]

Karl Doenitz

Like Karl Doenitz, you tend to your tasks with conscientiousness and steady perseverance and as a result find yourself entrusted with ever-increasing responsibility as others learn that they can rely on you to excel. While you are an asset to any endeavor, you should not be afraid to question the judgment of those who are in authority lest you find yourself faithfully pulling the project in the wrong direction.

Words of Warning

Points to consider for people with your personality - have you ever:

-Been so used to being the only one capable of handling things responsibly and by the book that you failed to take stock of a great new idea that somebody else had once it finally came your way?
-Placed too much credence in others' ability to be reasonable and prudent, perhaps hoping that more fanciful natures than your own could be brought to their senses by way of calm and rational presentation?
-Been so strong-willed and dutiful that you refused to abandon a project or obligation that you had committed to, even though it might have been thoroughly justified (and indeed wise) to do so?
-Been so over-focused on work and professional obligations that you neglected to spend time with your family, friends, and loved ones?
-Used your knowledge of the facts, and experience of how things work, to judge and dismiss others on factual grounds, even though their qualms may have been emotional, not factual?
-Unreasonably blamed yourself for the lapses and poor work ethic of others, taking it upon yourself to carry their responsibilities along with your own?