Leadership is Doing the Right Thing, Management is Doing Things Right...

[ygolo]

CEO 1:We have great leadership.
Journalist: Really?
CEO 1:We make sure whatever we are doing is the right thing.
Journalist: Really?
CEO 1:We have great management too.
Journalist: Really?
CEO 1:We make sure whatever we are doing is done right.
Journalist: Really? That's great! What do you do?
CEO 1:Nothing.

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CEO 2: We do all the right things?
Journalist: Wow! How do you manage?
CEO 2: We do everything, the right things have to be among them.
Journalist: You can't do everything!
CEO 2: Whatever. I've been assured we do. We also do everything right.
Journalist: Sure, you do :rolli:
CEO 2: Eventually, that is. After we try everyway.

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CEO 3: We do the right things right!
Journalist: And the wrong things wrong too, I suppose :rolli:
CEO 3: How honest do you want me to be?

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CEO 4: We do the right things right, and nothing else.
Journalist: Whatever you say. I am leaving this convention. :steam:

 

[Kiche]

potential xkcd comic.