Inventions that you've never invented

[rhinosaur]

Brainwave modification device that alters mood, perception, enhances creativity, etc., has no consequences of use, and can be tuned to different effects. Also, portable-- maybe even works as a cell phone app.



A device that stops time, puts everything but me in stasis.

A pair of shoes that look great with everything, never get dirty, and never wear out.

 

[ilikeitlikethat]

I never invented the guitar, that's something I've never invented... Never invented the car, never invented the bus, I even never invented the televison!

Didn't invent the refrigerator...

Sorry.

I couldn't resist.

Anyway, I think I know what you're saying here... You want to steal my ideas!
I'm kidding. ?

Okay... Camera, mirror... CameraMirror, for the vain Facebook generation... It's a mirror, it's a camera, it's
"CameraMirror."

Also can record movies for that CameraMirror in the ceiling of your store, your bedroom and, many places more!

 

[Grublet]

I invent ways to be passive aggressive.

 

[entropie]

The Mobile barstool:

 

[ilikeitlikethat]

Keeps your teeth clean, while eating.

Now Baby can help too!

My personal favourite;

The cure for vertigo.

"Love that book."