As someone who's mother tongue isn't English I for sure often mishear lyrics. One of the funniest is from "The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage" by Panic At The Disco.
Correct lyrics:
Swear to shake it up, and you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
Swear to shake it up, and you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up
Swear to shake it up, and you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
Misheard lyrics:
Flue the shaken up
And used will the listen (???)
So I’m still sorry for attention
I ain’t to be
You’re the rice
And you’ll be born to be wives
Flue the shaken up
News wanna listen
Flue the shaken up
News wanna listen
Flue the shaken up
(flue the shaken up)
I used to be
…yoooooou’re rice
(flue the shaken up)