[INTJ] Hate an INTJ? Tell us why!

[FigerPuppet]

I like watching you pretend to be someone you're not.

Waiting for TG to retort. This is entertaining.

 

[Cranky]

Hehe, he said "balls".

I'm female.

 

[Oaky]

I'm female.

The same still applies.
As in now it's:
Hehe, she said "balls".

 

[ThatGirl]

I like watching you pretend to be someone you're not.

Jaguar is brilliant or of average intelligence at the very least. I admire his totally justifiable ego.






*Who says I am not a people pleaser.

 

[paperoceans]

I just changed my profile to INTJ and then this thread pops up...

 

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Hehe, he said "balls".

I'm female.

Classic INTJ exchange in thread about INTJs!

 

[WoodsWoman]

I don't think I can honestly say I 'hate' anyone. There are a few people I have a profound distrust for but it has nothing (as far as I know) to do with type. If I 'hate' someone I have given them way too much control over my thoughts and internal well-being - this is something that is under MY control, thank you.

 

[Spamtar]

I find them droll hell spawn.
They lack soul and replace it with a logic based value system with plenty of elastic exceptions for themselves.
Rules, pragmatism and self preservation are their meat and potatoes. When they get pissed off they tend to go over the top, scorched earth, vendetta and overkill (this justified by a pragmatic afterthought of demonstrating cause and effect to the peons). They can be also masters at subtlety were the Persian phrase "he could cut your throat with cotton" comes to mind.

Self reflection involves looking at others/society/universe in the negative (e.g. thank God I am not an ESTJ!...That Feeler must think I am a numbskull too, she offered to convince me with an emotional plea!? fucken pathetic...How did all the INTPs get out of their coffins and start mopeing, mumbling and moaning around me, someone give me a chainsaw... WTF where's Rudolph and abominable snowman because with all of these ISTPs and INFP somebody inadvertently sent me to the Island of Misfit Toys)

As children INTJs are the kick toys of misunderstanding and jealous peers. This continues throughout adolescence up through preteens.

By their teens most INTJs will learn to avoid these direct blows by creating a nerd crew of likeminded friends who are mostly INTJs, yet at the same time ostracizing and even shining a target light on an outsider INTJ or other geek for the wolves to fill their appetite thereon.

Its as adults INTJs complete their slower larva development and become dangerous or in the very least unpleasant and creepy. By early adulthood they have earned their own mythology (unless they choose to hide behind the scenes as pupetmasters...and watch their puppets/ surrogates take on a similar mythology.)

Myth: INTJ have a great sense of comedy and the jocular
Reality: INTJs “sense of humor” singularly activated at the tragedies, hindrances
and deficiencies of others, usually these victims are the INTJs own friends, friends of friends or dinner guests.

Myth: INTJs are fearless

Reality: INTJs are not so tough in themselves however intimidate others by collecting an array of various ammunition and torture tricks which they will occasionally calibrate on a weak scapegoat to demonstrate their mercilessness. Since people don't expect a fair fight with an INTJ the theory remains untested, but the impression remains as INTJs never surrender but simply temporarily retreat when vichy subservience (which if they accept is with a sense of disgust at the toad eater) or total annihilation is not an option.

Myth: INTJs friends like them
Reality: INTJs friends are scared of them or otherwise left to feel uneasy therewith.

Myth: INTJs back up their friends
Reality: INTJs tear the soul and dignity out of the rare innocent mendicant who commits the slightest infraction or faux paux or otherwise earn their ire such as bumping into you as you share a table with the INTJ. Sociopaths who terrorize the INTJs friends do so with impunity and in fact thereby doing said sociopaths gain respect from the INTJ as to the efficiency of their efforts.

Do I hate INTJs?....Naw just morrally repulsed by them thats all. Despite these truths I have a great fondness and affinity to the type and wish them the best in their quest at world domination.

 

[Cranky]

I find them droll hell spawn.
They lack soul and replace it with a logic based value system.
Rules, pragmatism and self preservation are their meat and potatoes. When they get pissed off they tend to go over the top, scorched earth, vendetta and overkill (this justified by a pragmatic afterthought of demonstrating cause and effect). They can be also masters at subtlety were the Persian phrase "he could cut your throat with cotton" comes to mind.

Self reflection involves looking at others/society/universe in the negative (e.g. thank God I am not an ESTJ!...That Feeler must think I am a numbskull too, she offered to convince me with an emotional plea!? fucken pathetic...How did all the INTPs get out of their coffins and start mopeing, mumbling and moaning around me, someone give me a chainsaw... WTF where's Rudolph and abominable snowman because with all of these ISTPs and INFP somebody inadvertently sent me to the island of misfit toys)

As children INTJs are the kick toys of misunderstanding and jealous peers. This continues throughout adolescence up through preteens.

By their teens most INTJs will learn to avoid these direct blows by creating a nerd crew of likeminded friends who are mostly INTJs, yet at the same time ostracizing and even shining a target light on an outsider INTJ or other geek for the wolves to fill their appetite thereon.

Its as adults INTJs complete their slower larva development and become dangerous or in the very least unpleasant and creepy. By early adulthood they have earned their own mythology (unless they choose to hide behind the scenes as pupetmasters...and watch their puppets/ surrogates take on a similar mythology.)

Myth: INTJ have a great sense of comedy and the jocular
Reality: INTJs “sense of humor” singularly activated at the tragedies, hindrances
and deficiencies of others, usually these victims are the INTJs own friends, friends of friends or dinner guests.

Myth: INTJs are fearless

Reality: INTJs are not so tough in themselves however intimidate others by collecting an array of various ammunition and torture tricks which they will occasionally calibrate on a weak scapegoat to demonstrate their mercilessness. Since people don't expect a fair fight with an INTJ the theory remains untested, but the impression remains as INTJs never surrender but simply temporarily retreat when Vichy subservience or total annihilation is not an option.

Myth: INTJs friends like them
Reality: INTJs friends are scared of them or otherwise left to feel uneasy therewith.

Myth: INTJs back up their friends
Reality: INTJs tear the soul and dignity out of the rare innocent mendicant who commits the slightest infraction or faux paux or otherwise earn their ire such as bumping into you as you share a table with the INTJ. Sociopaths who terrorize the INTJs friends do so with impunity and in fact thereby doing said sociopaths gain respect from the INTJ as to the efficiency of their efforts.

Do I hate INTJs?....Naw just morrally repulsed by them thats all. Despite these truths I have a great fondness and affinity to the type and wish them the best in their quest at world domination.

*sniff*

You have damaged my feelings. All three of them.

 

[Gewitter27]

I have a grudge against a specific INTJ, but that's because he's my brother who is 4.5 years older than me. He used to practice soccer with me... And I was the ball. And he used to practice his wrestling on me... Except I didn't expect it.

But I love my INtJ mom!

 

[Jaguar]

Jaguar is brilliant or of average intelligence at the very least. I admire his totally justifiable ego.

Hit the road, tootsie.

 

[Spamtar]

*sniff*

You have damaged my feelings. All three of them.

There, there, I am sorry pussycat. As a consolation I will also let you in on a secret...there something about INTJ females which is extremely sexy...cat suit or no.

 

[Gothmawg]

For INFP, INTJ seems to be either a 'omgIcannotgetenough' or a 'takeonestepcloserandIwillclawyoureyesout' scenario.

I have one INTJ I am not friends with...I will be clawing their eyes out very soon. They know everything, and if they don't know it personally, they know someone who knows someone...who knows. I'm waiting for them to tell me they are part of the CIA or the Freemasons. Grrr

I have one INTJ I am friends with...I can't think of a single thing I wouldn't do for this one...and I've tried.

 

[Cranky]

I have one INTJ I am friends with...I can't think of a single thing I wouldn't do for this one...and I've tried.

Awww. You succeeded. EPIC WIN.

 

[Gothmawg]

Awww. You succeeded. EPIC WIN.

Err...should I tell her...??

Guys? Looks around a the dust clouds from all the quickly departing people...Guys? Crap.

 

[Cranky]

Err...should I tell her...??

Guys? Looks around a the dust clouds from all the quickly departing people...Guys? Crap.

Tell me what?

 

[Spamtar]

^naw dont tell her. Keep her guessing...

 

[ThatGirl]

Hit the road, tootsie.

It's so cute when he tries to act all tough.....like a toy poodle defending its territory.

Doesn't it just make you guys want to pet it?

 

[Cranky]

It's so cute when he tries to act all tough.....like a toy poodle defending its territory.

Doesn't it just make you guys want to pet it?

I always want to pet it.

 

[ThatGirl]

I always want to pet it.

*hands Jaguar over*

You kids have fun!