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Funny Things About Christmas

Thalassa

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May 3, 2009
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MBTI Type
ISFP
Enneagram
6w7
Instinctual Variant
sx
1) I forgot an entire branch of ma famille until Christmas night, a quite favorite branch, of favorite uncle and cousins. Why, I may need to think about. Why mother, sisters, mom's older sister and her kids, old friends, but not favorite uncle and ISFP cousin? Something is going on here with me mentally, maybe I was INTENTIONALLY reaching out to people I talk to less?

2) Relatives who don't respond. It's kind of creepy when that one cousin, and that one aunt, don't respond to Merry Christmas PMs when everyone else did, but then you think, I don't like that one cousin anyway, because she's a greedy bitch who lives on an island who disowned her own schizophrenic mother, so this is clearly not about me, but what about obese step aunt? I saw you fuckers post on Facebook, and obese step aunt, I remember you ruining Christmas Eve when I was six, why bring back bad memories, you fat slob with a Wal Mart cart.

3) The relatives you hate, hate you as much as you hate them, and no Christmas good will on my part changes that. Self explanatory.

4) High school ESFP bf is still one of the best people I know, posting things like no matter if it's Christmas, Kwanzaa, or Hanukkah, let's all just remember good will towards men. I'm very proud this human being devirginized me.

5) Favorite nephew does not give messages to mother, if this is his worst sin, he is an excellent teenager.

6) Had to bombast millionaire acquaintence on Christmas eve for bragging about money. It's not every day one meets a real life scrooge, but there you go, this fucker was actually talking about buying himself another BMW and didn't return my Christmas greetings, despite his "crush" on me. I blocked him, I meet enough trolls on forums.
 
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