Ethical Cannibalism

[prplchknz]

Here are the rules to being an ethical cannibal
1.If your in a situation with no food you are allowed to eat the person who believes they'd go to hell if they eat people, but also have to believe that if they get eaten they'll automatically go to heaven


2.If someone in your group refuses to eat the person don't shame them, hey we all have our own preferences i'm sure you don't like when someone shames you for not liking something they like,

3. If you must eat someone (see #1) apologize before killing them (come on you need to have some manners, YOUTH!)

4.You can not kill a person to eat them in a general situation, but if they are freshly dead and have given you their blessing you are allowed to eat them

5. You are allowed to eat other cannibals (what goes around comes around type deal)

6. Eat the person with respect, season them well.


7.If someone goes "please don't eat me" don't eat them

8. It's alright if you change your mind about eating someone but if you do after they're dead please give them a decent burial (you'd want the same)

 

[FemMecha]

The 8 Fundamental Beliefs of the Church of the Living Dead.

 

[prplchknz]

The 8 Fundamental Beliefs of the Church of the Living Dead.

no this isn't about zombies.

 

[FemMecha]

no this isn't about zombies.

Still, that name gives people fair warning before they go to the picnic.

 

[prplchknz]

Still, that name gives people fair warning before they go to the picnic.

most of it has to do with being stuck in a situation without food like being stranded that's not a picnic.and if you actually read the list you'd realize that people don't usually get killed.

 

[miss fortune]

... and always make sure to use every part of their corpse, so that their death was not in vain

 

[The Cat]

When I served in the King's African Rifles, the local Zambezi tribesman called human flesh "long pig." Never much cared for it.