Words or Some Shit
What people say is important to you and makes you feel good, despite the fact words are the easiest love language to fake. "I love you, playbuzz quiz taker. My life was incomplete without you, but now that we've found each other we can live happily ever after." Wow that was easy. I didn't even have to Google what to say. Anyways, you're very easy to please as long as your partner has a good script, and even if they don't, a sincere apology overrides all. You're susceptible to abuse because words are everything and unlike Shakira, you know that Hips DO lie, as do the fists and household objects that come whirling towards you. It's fine though, they say they love you and they'd never hurt you baby. Avoid the Handsy Whoar who will sweet talk your unmentionables away instantly, look to Slave Labor who will at least play lip service to you while they instruct you how to wash the dishes.