Dihydrogen monoxide thread scamming

[Oberon]

Dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous chemical! I almost been injured by falls caused by the solid form of this chemical only last November! It really interferes with balance, you have to watch your step carefully when it is in the ground.

I have heard that no more than a tablespoon or two of this, inhaled, can be fatal!

 

[Totenkindly]

I have an emotional and physical dependency on dihydrogen monoxide.

I can't live without it. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but it's true. I start to feel ill and get horrible headaches and lethargy if I try to break the habit. I am just a junkie.

I ingest it at meals. At work. At home. Whenever I get the chance. I cook with it. Sometimes I just bathe myself in it, feeling it soak up through my pores. I crave the stuff.

I wish to god this wasn't true, but it is. I'm just miserable without dihydrogen monoxide in my life.

 

[Carebear]

-Believing that dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous chemical

Yes, the people on the Titanic really got scammed bigtime by this hoax. Some actually thought they were dying.

 

[Carebear]

No, I ain't planning on exploiting their weaknesses. I'm just striving to understand what makes the suckers in the world so lost on what's real.

My group is in the process of outlawing this insidious chemical. Would you like to support our cause with a donation of $100, perhaps?

Never trust an ENTP.

 

[elfinchilde]

gasp! i'm a dihydrogen monoxide addict too! I never knew it was so....dangerous! or widespread! oh noooo.......Should we set up a support group? *worries*



Never Trust an ENTP. For heavens' sake, i live with one. They Steal Cookies. Even at 2 years of age.

 

[Zergling]

These posts are the dangerous chemical branch of this thread, which explains which type is most likely to spend money to remove this toxic, corrosive solvent/coolant/food additive/lubricant from their living spaces and replace it with healthier and more environmentally friendly alternatives.

 

[JAVO]

People have even died from prolonged immersion in dihydrogen monoxide!

 

[WobblyStilettos]

I split some of that horrible stuff on my book in chemistry and it completely wrecked it!

 

[Martoon]

I quit, cold turkey, about four months ago. The first few days were pretty rough, but since then, I've had this really profound peace and calm. Nothing bothers me anymore.

Sadly, all of my addict friends ostracized me, and just don't want to be around me anymore. It's like they think they're too good for me now, or something.

But I'm okay with that. People can say or do anything to me, and I don't snap back, try to get even, anything. I just roll with the punches.

This is also how I discovered my new MBTI type. It's like nothing I've ever experienced before, like nothing I could have even imagined. It feels like... well, nothing, pretty much.

Sometimes I just bathe myself in it, feeling it soak up through my pores.

That's just sick. Mods, can we please move that post to the mature topics subforum? We've got children reading here.

Never Trust an ENTP. For heavens' sake, i live with one. They Steal Cookies. Even at 2 years of age.

Yeah, I've heard that about them. You have my sympathies.

I split some of that horrible stuff on my book in chemistry and it completely wrecked it!

Wow, you split some of it? You have an incredibly cool chem teacher. We never got to anything nearly that advanced in my chem class.

 

[Carebear]

Wow, you split some of it? You have an incredibly cool chem teacher. We never got to anything nearly that advanced in my chem class.

We did it in secondary school. Really simple process, really. They called it electrolysis. What kind of advanced chem class did you attend? Sure you don't mean "special" chem class?

 

[Totenkindly]

Just so you all know, you're part of "To Catch a DiHi Monox Junkie" for MSNBC... and you are SO hosed.... (bwa ha ha)

(I was just a lure.)

 

[elfinchilde]

I quit, cold turkey, about four months ago. The first few days were pretty rough, but since then, I've had this really profound peace and calm. Nothing bothers me anymore.

Wow. you must look like one of those shrunken heads they sell in novelty stores now, then. Cold turkey. Wow. So, whaddya on now, monohydrogen monoxide in shots? i've heard that's lovely.

Wow, you split some of it? You have an incredibly cool chem teacher. We never got to anything nearly that advanced in my chem class.

Sweetheart. You gotta realise that your chem class was conducted back in the days before the continental drift. They've gotten more advanced since then. I'm sure the mini mushroom cloud that resulted probably accounts for the wobbling stilettoes. *nods sagely*



no offence to anyone with the above.

 

[Carebear]

The only mini mushroom clouds I sensed when we did it were coming from our flatulent chem teacher.

 

[WobblyStilettos]

I meant spilt :rolli: -grumbles about how spelling is stupid- xD

 

[JAVO]

More evidence dihydrogen monoxide is evil

Many countries have built numerous dihydrogen monoxide plants!

Children frequently construct projectile bombs from balloon-encased dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[Blackmail!]

A real scam (pseudoscience) based on dihydrogen monoxide:

Water memory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Martoon]

We did it in secondary school. Really simple process, really. They called it electrolysis. What kind of advanced chem class did you attend? Sure you don't mean "special" chem class?

lol. Touche. (I've been INFPwnd.)

Just so you all know, you're part of "To Catch a DiHi Monox Junkie" for MSNBC... and you are SO hosed.... (bwa ha ha)

(I was just a lure.)

DiHi Monox? You are so outside the scene. We just call it "splash" around here.

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Sweetheart. You gotta realise that your chem class was conducted back in the days before the continental drift. They've gotten more advanced since then.

Ouch!

()

I meant spilt :rolli: -grumbles about how spelling is stupid- xD

Yes, but without spelling abuse, we'd have considerably fewer opportunities for forum member abuse.

 

[Totenkindly]

A real scam (pseudoscience) based on dihydrogen monoxide: Water memory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Well, you know what they say: "dihydrogen monoxides -- and elephants -- never forget."

 

[WobblyStilettos]

Yes, but without spelling abuse, we'd have considerably fewer opportunities for forum member abuse.

Ah, 'tis true

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing. ~Randy K. Milholland

 

[Carebear]

INFPwnd

Ah, great word, thanks. From now on I'll run around on the forums and IRL trying to lure people into my traps, only to jump out and shout with glee: You've been INFPwned! Hm... except it only works in writing... hm... ok, for RL I'll have to go with: You've just been INFPunked!

(Yes, it's a really weak kind of punked, the swordfighting equivalent of being poked with a pillow, but still! It finally has a name!)