Describe Your Favorite Movie Horribly

[Population: 1]

Guy and friends take a trip to a cabin in the woods. Everyone dies horribly but him after listening to an old recording that awakens an ancient evil from a book.

Evil Dead

 

[Kingu Kurimuzon]

Alcoholic white collar schmuck helps provide maternity care to a soon-to-be-mother. Shenanigans ensue.

Children of Men

 

[The Cat]

So when you find yourself alone on a rainy Saturday with nothing to watch, read, or no place to go, no people to do, and the hydra headed demons of boredom, ennui, and loneliness are closing in around you; pick you up my the neck, and as you: "Have you paid your dues?" Well you just remember what Ol' Gentleman Jack says at times like this:

Watch: Big Trouble in Little China.
and you look that multi headed monster square it its beady eyes and you say. "Yes, Sir, Check's in the mail."

 

[Kingu Kurimuzon]

An early 20th century immigrant faces great hardship and obstacles as he seeks success and the American Dream. Shenanigans Ensue.

The Godfather Part II

 

[Kingu Kurimuzon]

An old widower makes friends with his young neighbor, bonding over talk of cars, women, and hand tools. Shenanigans ensue.

Gran Torino

 

[Kingu Kurimuzon]

A couple of German tourists go hiking in the Himalayas, making friends with the locals along the way. Shenanigans ensue.

Seven Years in Tibet

 

[The Cat]

Work Sucks. I know. Let's murder our nemesis in a field, and just burn all this down....

Office Space. Hows this for your pieces of flair?

 

[Kingu Kurimuzon]

A disabled, jaded young man attempts to climb the corporate ladder of his organization. He's got his eye on his asshole boss' job, but he'll learn the hard way that sometimes ambition and hard work aren't enough against overwhelming odds. Shenanigans ensue.

Valkyrie

 

[Kingu Kurimuzon]

A guy steals some rocks from a cult and becomes a crusader for child labor rights. He also exposes the cult's unsafe theme park attractions, among them a very dangerous roller coaster. Shenanigans ensue.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

 

[The Cat]

Give him the Knife. He wants the knife. Don't spill the water. Stay on the path. There's a ground Monty!

The Golden Child

 

[neko 4]

Rurouni Kenshin (live action movie): A former assassin meets some cool people and beats up bad guys.
Rurouni Kenshin: The Kyoto Inferno (live action movie): Kenshin and friends meet new enemies and there are lots of battles.
Rurouni Kenshin: The Legend Ends (live action movie): Final showdown between Kenshin and bandaged terrorist Shishio Makoto.

 

[Ashtart]

guy buys a farm in the midwest, do some shit on the farm, go on a road trip with a stranger, meets his dead father.

 

[Lord Lavender]

Over imaginative young girl falls asleep has weird ass dream and wakes up

Alice in Wonderland

 

[Population: 1]

Guy teaches some young men how to think for themselves.

Dead Poet’s Society

 

[The Cat]

Where ever you go, there you are.

The Adventures of
Buckaroo Banzai
Across the 8th Dimension

 

[ducks]

Politician takes a dump on everyone without realizing it. Everyone freaks out, but he admits it was all his fault. Everyone calms the fuck down. He cleans up his dump and tells the President he's not a dancer. Movie ends.

Clear and Present Danger

 

[meowington]

Some chick fucks everybody, and then kills an old guy because he wants to fuck her.

Nymphomaniac

 

[The Cat]

It's a Classic Fish out of Water Story

Lawrence of Arabia

 

[Lord Lavender]

A group of kids vist the home of a eccentric man who unknown to them has set traps and 4 out of 5 die strange deaths (presumably) and the sole survivor becomes the heir

 

[Earl Grey]

Single dad embarks on a journey to save his daughter by playing poltergeist across space-time.