conversation with my ex girlfriend on aim

[Chimerical]

prior to this something was said where I mention her not being funny and she agree's

To: kaotlkjuggalette

I say:

You should work on that


I say:

tell a few jokes here and there.


kaotlkjuggalette says:

um wut


I say:

Like the one about the pimp and his three hoes


I say:

He hates being corrected.


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He goes to the 1st of the 3 and tells her she owes $100. She denies it, and he smacks and says he hates being corrected.


kaotlkjuggalette says:

ur fucked up

I say:

Then the 2nd of the three. He says she owes $300, she says she owes $400. So he smacks her cause he doesn't like being corrected.


kaotlkjuggalette says:

and oh so wait u callin me a hoe?


I say:

no, I"m telling a joke


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So the 3rd of the three he says owes him $400 she says she only owes $100. he really hates being correct so he smacks her.


kaotlkjuggalette says:

ur joke isnt funny.


I say:

Then you mention that the pimp goes to the 4th of the 3. and when your friend corrects you you smack them and tell them you hate being corrected

kaotlkjuggalette says:

hhahaha. yea not funny


I say:

Most people fall for it. I usually don't actually smack them.


I say:

So a preist, pedophile and jew walk into a church.


I say:

But that's just the first guy.


kaotlkjuggalette says:

ok.. i care cuz.. why again?


I say:

Have you seen the new terminator yet?


I say:

It's a pretty sweet movie

kaotlkjuggalette says:

nah. im good.


I say:

Lots of shit gets blown up, nice storyline and then there's the man terminator guy.


kaotlkjuggalette says:

and i still dont care


I say:

Best way to show you don't care is when you care enough to illistrate that you don't care.


I say:




kaotlkjuggalette says:

okay buh-bye. stop talkin to me ass hole. dont call me. dont im/text me. peiod.

I say:

is it that time of the month?


I say:

When the red sea flows


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And the anger grows


I say:

Mood swings are a gift from mother nature


kaotlkjuggalette says:

um no. im just tired of you


I say:

Take a nap


I say:




kaotlkjuggalette says:

you go fuck yourself

I say:

So I was reading about origami the other day


I say:

I made an elephant


kaotlkjuggalette says:

you dont listen do you


I say:

And a swan


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And I learned how to make this sweet airplane that has rockets on it


kaotlkjuggalette says:

you have no life do you


I say:

So I made an origami building and bombed the fuck out of it, and the elephant ran away

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but the swan died


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Poor swan.


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We gave him a proper burial of course


I say:

You should try origami, it's relaxing and relieves stress


kaotlkjuggalette says:

leave me the fuck alone


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I say:

appears to be offline doesn't mean your offline


I say:




I say:

But since you're pretending I guess I can go along and pretend too. I'll leave you a message for you to receive after "signing in".


I say:

hmmm....Not sure what to write. Maybe a story about this really weird guy I saw the other day. He was at a coffee shop getting coffee.


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But he was on fire!I say:

He didn't seem to notice he was on fire so I shouted at him "Hey, your on fire! Literally ON FIRE!!"

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Then he panicked and didn't know what to do, and my friend Taaj suggested finding a larg body of water since there was no fire extinguisher.


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So we walk towards the lake with this guy but he kept setting other things on fire till we get to the lake and he jumps in you know.


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But apparantly he was covered in napalm so the water didn't put it out and he was still on fire. But we figured it'd be pretty sweet to invite the guy on fire to a party so we did.


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We got some fireproof gloves and boots, even a fireproof condom.


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We decided to call him torch, torch was a lady's man.


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Eventually the fire got to him and he died. It was a sad day.


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But he was a cool guy, I kinda miss him. Especially when he did a keg stand ONE HANDED.


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Anytime someone needed a light, torch was there.


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Then there's the time 6 russian midgets gangbanged this hoe in a back alley, they started tea banging her and kept saying "baggin'it baggin'it baggin'it!!"


I say:

She was a hoe, fo sho.


I say:

Hope all is well with you and you enjoy the story. Bye!