Benevolent TNT

[Domino]

I'd like to hand out crinkly asbestos/aluminum suits to all my friends. I haven't had an eNFJ explosion in a while and the lava may be building. I want to be well already. A certain degree of exasperation takes over my cognitive processes after x-number of cross-ups occur.

My father is using some of his connections in the medical world to see about having me and Jenny admitted to an eating disorders division at UNC. They don't just treat anorexia. It's also for people like us who have problems eating. I've gained some of my weight back. I lifted the hem of my shirt a bit to show Dad that my ribs were disappearing, and he patted my stomach. "Good girl!" he said. I just can't stand the idea of being knocked down again, as hard as I work to keep what I've got.

I want to weigh 100-105. I want my boobs back.

In other news, Canada will be assimilating us all. Soon. I've been assured that they will give us plenty of time to wash our underwear and hide our Milli Vanilli cds before the invasion.

In other news, I did battle with the washing machine and I don't mean to brag, but I so won.

In other news, I had a hot dream about my ENTP ex-bf and woke up cranky.

 

[Tigerlily]

Is that you?

I think of you and Jenny everyday. I'm glad your family has pulled together during this time and like a broken record if there 's anything I can do please let me know.

 

[Domino]

You're the best, Jen. Seriously. An emoticon hugging you just doesn't cut it, but anyway. So far, it's been a lot of wait-and-see. I just want it to be done.

Yes, that's my backside. Never turn your back on my sister Scout when she has a camera. Wacky ISTJs!

 

[Tigerlily]

* runs up behind Pink, smacks her bottom and runs off*

 

[proteanmix]

You're the one with the smackable butt!

 

[Tigerlily]

I suppose I do have some junk in the trunk. lmao! hahaha this is fun!!!!!!!

 

[proteanmix]

sorry ladies but my podunkadunk would put both of you to shame.

but i'm always willing to share!

 

[Domino]

DANG! "Junk in the Trunk" would have been a GREAT blog title! Fiddle dee dee!

 

[Domino]

I love how my embryonic blog is all about butt-smacking. Woot!

 

[Ivy]

Hey, you can change your blog title now, I think, can't you? Check your blog CP.

Sadly, this means I won't have my signature exclusive revolving-door blog title, but it's for the good of the forum.

 

[Domino]

The real question here, Ivy, is: Can we smack your ass?

 

[Ivy]

*Grey Poupon accent* But of course!

 

[Ender]

Itchy and Scratchy!

Yes Canada is gonna take over

*watches the women play*

 

[Domino]

Canadians. In my blog. Next: in my pants. As all Canadians are pants-ripping assimilators.

 

[scantilyclad]

those dang washing machines! who started the battle? i bet it was the washing machine. Evil things they are.

 

[Ender]

In your pants?.. The girl from Ottawa going to visit you?

 

[white]

you're moving to canada??? This means if I do choose to visit, I could meet up with you, nightning, run, Ender in one swoop?

You cut your hair?!

 

[swordpath]

:turns on 'baby got back':

 

[MacGuffin]

Boobs!

 

[Atomic Fiend]

It seems like a certian washing machine owes me money.