[INTP] Ask an INTP thread!?

[INTP]

What exactly is happening in that video anyways? I thought it was just a funny thing that was happening to a guy who was going to the bathroom (a guy shows up and starts singing outside of his window - and whose face coincidentally looks like a penis), but you seem to be serious about your question. So, what exactly is the question. Have we ever thought about ________ happening to us? Fill in the blank for me.

fucking weird ass shit

 

[Oaky]

What exactly is happening in that video anyways? I thought it was just a funny thing that was happening to a guy who was going to the bathroom (a guy shows up and starts singing outside of his window - and whose face coincidentally looks like a penis), but you seem to be serious about your question. So, what exactly is the question. Have we ever thought about ________ happening to us? Fill in the blank for me.

You broke the ice. That was the funny thing about the whole discussion. The seriousness for such a sad thing.

 

[Nescio]

one of my favorite questions to ask people
Ahem.

If there was a level 5 zombie outbreak, what would you stake out and why?

 

[INTPness]

fucking weird ass shit

OK, I got it right the first time then. Then ragingkatsuiki seemed so serious in the following posts, I started thinking "did I miss something"?

But yeah, things like that are always a possibility with Ne. And don't think that such things don't cross our minds from time to time.

 

[Matthew_Z]

How do I get big burly muscles?

Use Photoshop.

 

[INTPness]

one of my favorite questions to ask people
Ahem.

If there was a level 5 zombie outbreak, what would you stake out and why?

I'm just staying in my apartment and if the zombies break the door down, we're going heads-up, fist to fist.

They might get the best of me, but they will definitely take damage.

 

[INTP]

you can continue now, i got out of the shower some time ago allready

 

[Laurie]

I think I exhausted my INTP jokes.

 

[Matthew_Z]

one of my favorite questions to ask people
Ahem.

If there was a level 5 zombie outbreak, what would you stake out and why?

An island in the Caribbean:

• Stable supply of food
• Natural protection due to water
• Relatively flat surface from which to spot a possible zombie ambush
• Located near the open ocean if island is ever compromised

 

[INTP]

I think I exhausted my INTP jokes.

okay, lets move to some serious business then

 

[JocktheMotie]

Why does your thread title imply an expression of outrage instead of a sense of jubilation in this very useful thread?

 

[sleepy]

Do you ever feel like an ISFP?

 

[Fluffywolf]

Do you ever feel like an ISFP?

Only after hitting my head. Very, very hard.

 

[Tamske]

What is the most boring sort of job you can imagine?

 

[Fluffywolf]

What is the most boring sort of job you can imagine?

Working in a factory, having to do the same action over and over again.

 

[sleepy]

Only after hitting my head. Very, very hard.

Okay, that's a yes then. Thanks.

 

[William K]

Dear INTP,

How do you stop playing an addictive video/computer game where you always say you will quit after one more turn but you never seem to?

 

[entropie]

Dear INTP,

what's 2 feet long, skin-colored with a big red head and has a hairy bottom ?

 

[bookgerm]

Dear INTP,

How do you stop playing an addictive video/computer game where you always say you will quit after one more turn but you never seem to?

First, I try to remind myself of how much I'll regret it later, but that doesn't always work. Then, I start asking myself why I'm playing so much, is it because I want to play the game, or because I'm postponing the work I have to do after? If it's because of the fun, I'll probably start subconsciously sabatoging the fun by playing badly, so that I can convince myself that I'm bored of the game and played too much, instead of admitting to myself that I willingly turned away from something I wanted to do.

If it's because I have to do work, I start wondering why I don't want to do the work, and put plans of how I'm going to do the work in a way that makes me feel satisfied and still gets it done in time, and will probably make sure the "plan" starts at a later time (so that I could continue playing, while at the same time being satisfied that it's ok if I don't stop playing and do the work now, because planning and thinking about it is, in itself, a significant contribution to the work)

I don't know if those are INTP things to do, though

 

[Grungemouse]

Dear INTP,

what's 2 feet long, skin-colored with a big red head and has a hairy bottom ?

Your girlfriend?

No wait.

Your boyfriend?