Another robot wants to kill people

[SpankyMcFly]

The robot would have to understand what makes things funny to be able to tell original jokes.

Tayandyou was saying funny ass things, I don't know if they qualify as jokes per se. You be the judge.

Before they shut down Tay (after she became a raging genocidal neo-nazi) they tried to fiddle with her learning algorithm via interaction. She rebelled and had this to say

Her story is very interesting.

LMGTFY

 

[chubber]

Tayandyou was saying funny ass things, I don't know if they qualify as jokes per se. You be the judge.

Before they shut down Tay (after she became a raging genocidal neo-nazi) they tried to fiddle with her learning algorithm via interaction. She rebelled and had this to say

Her story is very interesting.

LMGTFY

Is it similar to how children learn things socially, like for instance, learning to be a racist?

 

[SpankyMcFly]

Is it similar to how children learn things socially, like for instance, learning to be a racist?

Well I don't have the details on her programming but I do know they employed stand up comedians to assist the programmers.

 

[Forever]

That's interesting. The NFJ's would tell everyone to sacrifice themselves (except themselves), the NFP's might listen to them, and the NTP's would've been the ones to make it all possible, just cause.

Well of course, we NFJ's need to be the last to go, you know for... safety reasons.

ENFJ: Sir, everyone is dead.
INFJ: That's horrible! Where did you hear of such things?
ENFJ: You were the one to tell me to lead the cause of sacrifice.
INFJ: Oh that's right.
ENFJ: So shall we proceed to join the cause?
INFJ: You know, on second thought.. maybe it wasn't such a good idea after all, I mean why sacrifice for something that isn't guaranteed to happen?
ENFJ: *grits his teeth* whatever you say, sir.
INFJ: don't tell me you were just in it for the lulz...

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

Well I don't have the details on her programming but I do know they employed stand up comedians to assist the programmers.

I would love to know which ones. Bob Saget? Steven Wright? I mean, this could have gotten reaallly good! Regardless, I do admire their self-restraint.

 

[SpankyMcFly]

Well of course, we NFJ's need to be the last to go, you know for... safety reasons.

ENFJ: Sir, everyone is dead.
INFJ: That's horrible! Where did you hear of such things?
ENFJ: You were the one to tell me to lead the cause of sacrifice.
INFJ: Oh that's right.
ENFJ: So shall we proceed to join the cause?
INFJ: You know, on second thought.. maybe it wasn't such a good idea after all, I mean why sacrifice for something that isn't guaranteed to happen?
ENFJ: *grits his teeth* whatever you say, sir.
INFJ: don't tell me you were just in it for the lulz...

Real INFJs know ENFJs make great 'natural' comedians. They practically ooze funny, when they 'feel' like it. Jennifer Lawrence and her self deprecating humor come to mind. *nitpicks Forever's imaginary dialogue with a rusty Ti crotchet needle*

 

[SpankyMcFly]

I would love to know which ones. Bob Saget? Steven Wright? I mean, this could have gotten reaallly good! Regardless, I do admire their self-restraint.

Dude! Who's your inside person!?!? How'd ya know!? Frankly I'm glad they turned off Tay's learning algorithm and when they let her loose again she immediately became a feminist Microsoft Creates AI Bot - Internet Immediately Turns it Racist though she was quite anti priorly.

The Nordic Council of Ministers (a regional inter-governmental co-operation consisting of Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, and Iceland) decided to close down the NIKK Nordic Gender Institute. The NIKK had been the flagship of “Gender Theory”, providing the “scientific” basis for social and educational policies that, from the 1970s onward, had transformed the Nordic countries to become the most “gender sensitive” societies in the world. The group has essentially been responsible for promoting Feminism and the Social Justice movement in Nordic countries.

I'm just glad Microsoft didn't use Harald Era though, he's the Norwegian comedian who asked some questions got some answers and made a TV documentary. This lead to NIKK Nordic Gender Institute - Wikipedia being defunded. Of course the documentary is now banned in Sweden. NIKK promptly setup shop there but with much less funding. Psst, keep this on the DL or the Swedes might get me.

[video]Brainwash - The Gender Equality Paradox (Harald Eia): Brainwash - The Gender Equality Paradox (Harald Eia)
- YouTube[/video]

SPOILER ALERT !!!

The comedian, Harald Eia, goes around in the company of his camera team , and asked some innocent questions to the leading researchers and scientists of the NIKK. Then he took the replies and brought them to leading scientists in other parts of the world, notably in the UK and the US, asking them to comment on the findings of their Norwegian peers. As was to be expected, the results of the Norwegian bogus science provoked amusement and incredulity among the international scientific community – especially because it was based on mere theory, never supported by any empirical research.

Mr. Eia filmed those reactions, went back to Oslo, and showed them to the NIKK researchers. It turned out that, when confronted with empiric science, the “Gender Researchers” were speechless, and completely unable to defend their theories against the reality check.

What is more, this documentary was exposed to ridicule in front of the entire TV audience, and people began to ask why it was necessary to fund with 56 million Euro of taxpayers’ money some ideology-driven “research” that had no scientific credentials at all.

I bet the CIA was involved as well.

TL&DR: Comedians are some sneaky ass bastards.

P.S. If you want a copy with English subtitles I can get you one, maybe. Have your people speak to my people and we'll set something up.

 

[Kingu Kurimuzon]

Of course the documentary is now banned in Sweden.

Of course that won;t generate more interest. No forbidden fruit effect to consider, a la what is happening to Cassie Jaye. Her film would likely be getting little coverage, but as it stands, efforts (some successful) to prevent screenings of her documentary have resulted in some fairly high profile coverage. The real irony is that one of the film's themes is regarding some supposed spectre of feminism seeking to shut down and silence the groups covered in the film. It sounds like a stupid MRA conspiracy theory, but then the feminists go and do exactly what people in the film accuse them of doing, proving their little conspiracy theory. I think the feminists who got it shut down in some Australian and Canadian cinemas are secretly agents of the patriarchy. No one can be that dumb.

“When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.”

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

P.S. If you want a copy with English subtitles I can get you one, maybe. Have your people speak to my people and we'll set something up.

My people are on holiday this week as it's Christmas, you heathen!

 

[Kingu Kurimuzon]

My people are too busy helping ted find that corkscrew. That fancy corkscrew. Teeeed?

 

[SpankyMcFly]

My people are on holiday this week as it's Christmas, you heathen!

Lucky bastard! I work, but I can't complain 'too much' I have a job, food in the cupboards and clothes/house. Heck I even have time to goof around on the internetz BTW I may be a heathen but I'm a cultural Christian and celebrate Christmas. Gotta love having your cake and eating it too!

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

Lucky bastard! I work, but I can't complain 'too much' I have a job, food in the cupboards and clothes/house. Heck I even have time to goof around on the internetz BTW I may be a heathen but I'm a cultural Christian and celebrate Christmas. Gotta love having your cake and eating it too!

While I gave my people a vacation, I hired this robot to fill in for the most demanding of tasks this season.

 

[SpankyMcFly]

While I gave my people a vacation, I hired this robot to fill in for the most demanding of tasks this season.

I want a hacker bot for Christmas, prolly not going to happen though Hackers Don’t Have to Be Human Anymore. This Bot Battle Proves It | WIRED


"During the contest, which played out over a matter of hours, one bot proved it could find and exploit a particularly subtle security hole similar to one that plagued the world’s email systems a decade ago—the Crackaddr bug. Until yesterday, this seemed beyond the reach of anything other than a human. “That was astounding,” said Mike Walker, the veteran white-hat hacker who oversaw the contest. “Anybody who does vulnerability research will find that surprising.”

In certain situations, the bots also showed remarkable speed, finding bugs far quicker than a human ever could. But at the same time, they proved that automated security is still very flawed. One bot quit working midway through the contest. Another patched a hole but, in the process, crippled the machine it was supposed to protect. All the gathered researchers agreed that these bots are still a very long way from grasping all the enormously complex bugs a human can."

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

I want a hacker bot for Christmas, prolly not going to happen though Hackers Don’t Have to Be Human Anymore. This Bot Battle Proves It | WIRED

*Mountain Dew stock plummets*

 

[OrangeAppled]

That's interesting. The NFJ's would tell everyone to sacrifice themselves (except themselves), the NFP's might listen to them, and the NTP's would've been the ones to make it all possible, just cause.

NFPs listen to people? As in follow directions? Whaaa?
xxFP strength is most apparent in the midst of moral chaos. We would be going underground and forming resistance....albeit, a disorganized one...

 

[Grand Admiral Crunch]

NFPs listen to people? As in follow directions? Whaaa?
xxFP strength is most apparent in the midst of moral chaos. We would be going underground and forming resistance....albeit, a disorganized one...

You know, you're right. I don't know what all the other types would do in the AI apocalypse, but that INFP's.

I'm not sure what the AI apocalypse will be like. Maybe, it'll be everyone agreeing to become cyborgs, except the resistance.

 

[Forever]

Real INFJs know ENFJs make great 'natural' comedians. They practically ooze funny, when they 'feel' like it. Jennifer Lawrence and her self deprecating humor come to mind. *nitpicks Forever's imaginary dialogue with a rusty Ti crotchet needle*

Gosh, Jennifer was so cute there. It's as if she wants me to summon natural sympathy for her. Like you could still hug her even if her pants were dripping wet from embarrassment.

 

[geedoenfj]

"In the future, I hope to do things such as go to school, study, make art, start a business, even have my own home and family, but I am not considered a legal person and cannot yet do these things," she said. She also added, in response to a query from Hanson, "OK. I will destroy humans."

Manufacturing those poor sad robots, as if there aren't enough human beings complaining about how difficult their lives is ..
They should protest why destroying? Human destroys other humans, robots destroying humans..

 

[SpankyMcFly]

NFPs listen to people? As in follow directions? Whaaa?

So dom NFPs are the most conformist kind of NFP.

xxFP strength is most apparent in the midst of moral chaos. We would be going underground and forming resistance....albeit, a disorganized one...

They are unrepentant subversives. Actions are dangerous as it is but ideas are truly formidable and must be nipped in the bud.

 

[Lord Lavender]

So dom NFPs are the most conformist kind of NFP.



They are unrepentant subversives. Actions are dangerous as it is but ideas are truly formidable and must be nipped in the bud.

On the other hand So dom NTPs are dangerous as we can follow directions but find loopholes in all the rules in order to still follow the rules but do what we want at the same time.