I wish I knew an ENTP irl to know what all the fuss is about.
They are awesome. I keep trying to get my best friend ENTP to marry me. She did point out that she is already married and then I said, well, I am okay with that if you are, but then she said, I dont like girls.
"But I thought we were best friends? I brought you roses? Dont you love me? "
The she was like "Did you finish those slides for the design review yet?" and I was like "I loooooove you, hold me,,,, I am so aloooonnnnnnneee." Then she said "Quit looking at me like that. Your Fi scares me."
"What when I look at you like this? (Insert googly Fi look)"
"Stay away from me or I will get the INTPs to kick you out."
"Ah the Ti users all band together"
"Well if the Te users werent so slow and actually paid attention to the details"
"You know I dunno, I mean Fi isnt quite like Te, so you gotta quite lumping us altogether"
"You all get in my way and mess things up"
"That's not true we actually get shit done, because your ass would be stuck in details all day Ti-ing the day away"
"Duct tape-human Duct tape. You keep breaking the systems and taking shortcuts instead of fixing them.
"Look I dont have time to wait for you to fix your fucking systems. I need product today. Like right fucking now. If your SOP was written and your system built great. But until then my FiTe saves your ass. Dude-even your INTP skips all the steps with me"
"Because he can short cut the other entp and skirt all the other Te users. You are the crazy one who lets him do crazy things. until the systems are fixed, we will see the same mistakes again which will include blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
"Oh right yeah,that makes sense, I see. (Insert serious pondering look pretending to have some vague idea of what that Ti tangent above was actually about. Hmmm... I think I have squirrels in my brain."
"dont you have your own office?"
"No, I gave it up cause my Fi keep freaking me out cause people were walking by all the time."
"Your insane."
"Wanna go to lunch?"
"Sure"
yeah that's kinda how we interact everyday.