- First alarm clock goes off. I turn it off, since it's sissy.
- Second alarm clock goes "THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL!!!!!... etc" on max volume.
I get up.
- Jesus is wide awake due to the traumatic wakeup.
- Jesus takes a shower, shaves, trims the beard if needed, general grooming
- Jesus eats on hell of a breakfast. It IS the most important meal of the day.
If it's hot or if I feel like something lighter, it consists of sandwiches (often cucumber, cheese, pastrami, sliced cocktail tomatoes and sour cream. Sometimes I put eggs on them.), orange/pineapple/mango juice and an orange.
If I feel like something heavier, which I often do, I cook or warm up food. Recently there's been a high influx of tuna, rice and vegetables... I'm trying to be healthy -_- And succeeding with it!
But I still eat good food a lot. I hate fish...
Tomorrow, I am having a day off. I think I will barbecue some pork chops outside and have a beer in the sun