I asked Badger what is the best book he has ever read, and he gave a snort and looked at me over his glasses.
Well, he said, Deep underground, in front of the fire, and with a glass of port, I really enjoyed, "The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind", followed by a chaser of, "The Laws of Form".
But my dear Mole, Badger went on to say, These are not books for you, these are not books for you to read at home. No, Moley, fill your mind with, "The Wind in the Willows", don't trouble yourself with philosophy. Be content with your careless and carefree life and enjoy the company of your friends.