magpie
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Oh no, I’ve been found out. I only made this thread to further victimize intuitives, to take from them the internet, their only safe space. My lizard brethren and I have decided to come clean about the Sensor Illuminati because Donald Trump has commanded we pay reparations. Worst president ever.
Every morning before I go to work, I call my sensor friends who work in all positions of power in society. I ask them to please work harder to oppress more intuitives today than they did yesterday, as that’s what we call progress. We have been very successful thus far because it’s clear that no intuitive has the right to vote, run for office, receive medical care, leave the house without asking a sensor’s permission, or be gainfully employed, and it is legal to arrest and indefinitely detain any intuitive for any reason, including for being intuitive.
My favorites joke is, “How many intuitives does it take to screw in a light bulb? One hundred - one to hold the bulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.†Ns are such a silly, impractical, and creative species.
I’m pleased to announce that we have also completely taken away intuitives’ chances to live a successful life in today’s society by removing the regions of their brains responsible for executive function at birth, which Dario Nardi’s brain scans corroborate. We have thus successfully rendered intuitives helpless and disadvantaged, with no ability to learn to ski, order a pizza, work a drudgery job, or anything else sensors are good at.
Meanwhile, I am pleased to confirm that my life and the lives of all other sensors have been extraordinarily fantastic so far and as a sensor, I only expect it to get better from here on out. I have never felt this… isolation or… er, invalidation? Marginalization? Dis...discrimination?? What do these words mean? I have no idea because I’ve never experienced them. Huh.
Anyway, I don’t think any of you intuitives are playing the victim. I know the above is very real for all of you and not a myth. As part of the majority, please forgive me for the role I’ve played in your oppression, and please forgive all of us sensors.
Every morning before I go to work, I call my sensor friends who work in all positions of power in society. I ask them to please work harder to oppress more intuitives today than they did yesterday, as that’s what we call progress. We have been very successful thus far because it’s clear that no intuitive has the right to vote, run for office, receive medical care, leave the house without asking a sensor’s permission, or be gainfully employed, and it is legal to arrest and indefinitely detain any intuitive for any reason, including for being intuitive.
My favorites joke is, “How many intuitives does it take to screw in a light bulb? One hundred - one to hold the bulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.†Ns are such a silly, impractical, and creative species.
I’m pleased to announce that we have also completely taken away intuitives’ chances to live a successful life in today’s society by removing the regions of their brains responsible for executive function at birth, which Dario Nardi’s brain scans corroborate. We have thus successfully rendered intuitives helpless and disadvantaged, with no ability to learn to ski, order a pizza, work a drudgery job, or anything else sensors are good at.
Meanwhile, I am pleased to confirm that my life and the lives of all other sensors have been extraordinarily fantastic so far and as a sensor, I only expect it to get better from here on out. I have never felt this… isolation or… er, invalidation? Marginalization? Dis...discrimination?? What do these words mean? I have no idea because I’ve never experienced them. Huh.
Anyway, I don’t think any of you intuitives are playing the victim. I know the above is very real for all of you and not a myth. As part of the majority, please forgive me for the role I’ve played in your oppression, and please forgive all of us sensors.