geedoenfj
The more you know..
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2015
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- sx/so
I let my luscious locks grow!
Typically what I see dudes do is go through this cycle:
- Shave. Enjoy how smooth it feels.
- Disappointment at how fast it grows back.
- Get lazy and say you'll shave it tomorrow.
- Shave 2 weeks later when it's all scratchy.
- Keep up with it for like 2 weeks.
- Get annoyed with it when you fall off the wagon, and say you'll grow a beard.
- Have a beard for a month or three.
- Get irritated with the maintenance of it, and shave it off.
Rinse, and repeat.
If you're military:
- Shave everyday
- The moment you have a day off pretend you're breaking your razor and throwing your trimmers in the trash while you play Ding-Dong-The-Witch-Is-Dead.
- Grow a horrid white trashy beard out and enjoy every second of it
- Secretly know it's a blessing that you're going back to work to shave everyday because that beard was awful and everyone knew it.
Men should be thankful they don't have to go through hair and makeup and fancy clothing and high heels lol (I stopped wearing high heels because of my heels ache plus I don't need to be taller anyway)
Trimmed beard is a mans' makeup in my opinion, it's a beautiful masculine frame for the face [emoji318]ðŸ», and a big beard is a trend these which is suppose to be a good news for all lazy guys out there