Dear ENTP,
So, we are kind of talking now. About silly things, really. It was hard being no contact with you, I really enjoy talking to you. We have similar interests, I find you hilarious, and you're absolutely adorable. However, this is a special case. When I talk to you, I realize more and more that you are still a baby. You are a bit immature, a bit obnoxious, full of yourself, and emotionally a 14 year old girl. Seriously. You have an INFJ man here who wants you, but you go after all the guys that are dishonest with you. They are children. You made me realize that you aren't ready for me. You aren't on my level yet.
Still, when you realize what "compatibility" REALLY means, and realize that you really DO like me (use that Fe, stop obsessing over your NT), gimme a call. I'm a charming, good looking dude that falls in love with girls pretty easily, so I can't guarantee I won't be taken though. If I'm taken, maybe we can be friends.
Also, I can't stress this enough, you and I both LOOooOOOoOOOVVEEEEEEE sex, but I can guarantee you, once you make love with me, you'll realize that all your other encounters were really a waste of time. I'm not saying this to brag. I'm saying this because I just know.
Gimme a call, and the sooner the better for you.
Later,
The INFJ Who You Are REALLY Trying Hard to Convince Yourself ISN'T INFJ b/c Your Unconscious REALLY Likes Him....A LOT
P.S. When are you going to just be honest with yourself and follow your heart, not your brain? I'm getting over you. Don't let that happen, and I promise that I'll make it my life passion to make you happy. But, it's a two-way street.
P.P.S. We REALLY can be "just friends," but I know that that's not what you want. Stop being so untrue to yourself. Also, stop being a stereotypical teenage girl. You are so far from typical.