The Green Team presents "n00b" by Green Eminem!
(Based on "Stan" by Eminem)
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My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
logged on today at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your icon on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..
[n00b]
Dear Blue, I wrote but you still ain't postin
I left two questions and a smiley on this thread I'm hostin'
I repped you for your boastin' so I know you know somethin'
There probably was a problem with speed the server goes on
Sometimes my reps are too incoherent when I post 'em
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I read an entire paragraph today and I almost understand,
I don't even think you're pretentious, far from it, man.
I liked your theory concerning the relationship between Extraverted Intuition and Megalomania
That shit was phat.
Anyways, I hope you see this man, hit me back, just to chat.
Introduction, page two:
This is n00b
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[n00b]
BlueWing, I relate to what you think and intuit
So I log on to your account, just by hacking into it
Memorizin' your profile helps when I'm inside it
I even got a tattoo of your avatar under my eyelid
Sometimes I even cut myself just to experience Se
It's my Trickster, you see, cause I'm an INFP
Had to visit your moms, dressed like five oh cause you won't talk you see
Well screw the three bears cause your bed felt just right to me
You gotta rep me man, no one else will see
Sincerely yours, n00b. P.S. Will you marry me?
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[n00b]
Dear Mister-Im-Too-Good-To-Put-The-Little-Smiley-Happy-Waving-Hi-Hi-Guy
This is the last message you'll see from me before I die
It's been an hour or so and still no word; dont I deserve it?
So I dress my pillows as you,
That doesn't make me perverted.
So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you heard it
I'm jumping off a bridge right now, writing on a laptop
I hope you know this is all your fault, you coulda stopped it
Oh wait, I didn't bring a mouse, how am I supposed to press submit?
Tab
Tab
Tab
Tab
Ta...
[BlueWing]
Dear n00b, I would write you sooner but you're such a nothing 'round here.
I've seen you around, troll-fluffing the air
Look, Im really flattered you wanted me to return your affection
But in all honesty, I didn't get the connection.
And what you think about my posts, who cares? I knew it.
Hearing INFP views? I'd sooner laugh at Jon Stewart.
c'mon - how screwed up is you? Im glad I inspire you, but n00b,
You're a total boob, go smoke a doob, cause not much rhymes with n00b.
I'm just scared that you want to abuse me
Unrelated of course I saw some news that confused me
Some crazy dude with a laptop jumped off the Dupont
He was on a forum, writing up a response.
And in the reply they found a name, but they didn't know who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was.... it was....no I've lost it, I've completely forgotten it now, something menial like Phil or Dustan.
Oh well, all the best.
Hugs and kisses,
BlueWing.