You want to scare away/ turn off ENTPs?
Don't show interest in them. Talk about your life/family/the weather, the most boring details first, and expect them to
remember them. Be weary, because ENTPs are good at twisting a boring conversation into an interesting (to them) one. Especially the weather can lead to nice abstract topics (the sort of thing the ENTP likes) like "what's the difference between weather and climate" and "how to predict climate for hundred years in the future when you can't predict the weather for tomorrow" (I'm glad to explain this one to you!),... Don't engage in the debate, because an ENTP thrives on debate
If you really don't want our reactions, don't display such an amount of Ne Nonsense. You see what happened: you'll get a flood of Ne back, interspersed with some Ti checkings of the "you ARE just joking, aren't you?" sort.
After all, I'll get to climbing into my television set shortly, to see whether a two-dimensional image is able to resist the power of the remote control.