Dirty old man crushes?

[shimsham]

Who here has a crush on a dirty old man?

I think that dirty old man crushes are distinguished from your more run-of-the-mill old man crushes because the crushee has a certain rugged, sleazy, hobo-esque charm to them.

Here are a couple to start the list:

Tom Waits:

Nick Cave:

 

[metaphours]

lawl pederasty thread all over againz0rs

 

[JivinJeffJones]

lawl pederasty thread all over againz0rs

Nah looks like this one is about dirty old men posters have crushes on. Dirty, dirty crushes.

 

[Edgar]

Who here has one?

I think that dirty old man crushes are distinguished from your more run-of-the-mill old man crushes because the crushee has a certain rugged, sleazy, hobo-esque charm to them.

 

[shimsham]

lawl pederasty thread all over againz0rs

Ehhh, not quite.

Nah looks like this one is about dirty old men posters have crushes on. Dirty, dirty crushes.

Yep, this is all about the dirty old men you have crushes on, not the other way around. The dirtier, the better.

 

[Lurker]

Can't relate. Sorry.

 

[MacGuffin]

Hey ladeez!

ornstar:

 

[JivinJeffJones]

Can't relate. Sorry.

Yeah, I'm trying to think of dirty old women I could have a crush on, but it doesn't seem to work that way. Looks like it's all over to the ladies for this thread.

 

[jenocyde]

 

[Qre:us]

*crickets*






<----"LADY"

Jen: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, Porn dude with the beer gut?

 

[jenocyde]

 

[INA]

I wouldn't call either of your examples sleazy and dirty - never mind that ridiculous pic of Nick Cave. Rugged/ hobo-esque? perhaps. Ron Jeremy fits the sleazy D-O-M bill but I can't imagine a sentient being could be attracted to him.

 

[jenocyde]

*crickets*






<----"LADY"

Jen: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, Porn dude with the beer gut?

don't hate, appreciate.

 

[Domino]

Most of my crushes are already so old they're dead. Do I get to play anyway?

 

[shimsham]

Most of my crushes are already so old they're dead. Do I get to play anyway?

Yes, perfectly acceptable.

 

[shimsham]

I wouldn't call either of your examples sleazy and dirty - never mind that ridiculous pic of Nick Cave. Rugged/ hobo-esque? perhaps. Ron Jeremy fits the sleazy D-O-M bill but I can't imagine a sentient being could be attracted to him.

I think Cave has been going for a sleazier look lately, hence the sleazy/dirty criteria. But I agree that he walks a fine line between sleazy and rugged/hobo-esque.

 

[Lurker]

Yeah, I'm trying to think of dirty old women I could have a crush on, but it doesn't seem to work that way. Looks like it's all over to the ladies for this thread.

Oh, come on. Roseanne is irresistible.

 

[shimsham]

Yes! I think Bowie has only gotten hotter as he's gotten older.

 

[Lurker]

Yes! I think Bowie has only gotten hotter as he's gotten older.

You must mean less ladylike.

 

[shimsham]

You must mean less ladylike.

The very visible bulge he had in Labyrinth was far from ladylike.