Dirty old man crushes?

[Domino]

You some nas-T women

*rolls in mud* WERD!

The thread is supposed to be about crushes on dirty/rugged/sleazy older men (crushes you may be embarrassed/reluctant to admit to).

But really, take it however you please.

hahahah, okay! I'm on it!

There's seriously women who find this attractive? lol

Um YEAH.

 

[Gloriana]

In all truth, I can't really think of an older dude I have a thing for. I think Daniel Craig is about the oldest guy I'm crushin' on.

Sweet transvestites are hot though, and I mean that sincerely.

 

[jenocyde]

I had such a thing for Tim Curry when I was younger.

 

[Domino]

Tim Curry doesn't have to do *anything* to make me think X-rated thoughts. It's automatic.

 

[Delilah]

I am filthy scum and I am proud.

*Licks monitor until it drips*

Tim Curry doesn't have to do *anything* to make me think X-rated thoughts. It's automatic.

 

[poppy]

Michael Caine is my #1 old man crush. He's pretty clean cut though.

Last I checked Jeff Goldblum was dating a 21 year old, so I think he qualifies as a dirty old man.

 

[Warm]

The writer of "Notes of a Dirty Old Man" surely belongs on this list.

And about dirty old woman crushes, how about someone like Patti Smith?

Okay, this scares me.

 

[Warm]

Sam Elliot, fools!

 

[Domino]

Jeff Goldblum has it goin' on.

Del - Tim Curry's thighs. Ridiculous! *frames them*

Warm - Sam Elliott, the hottest cowboy ever?

 

[INA]

Tim Curry you say?

Here he is as a saucy young woman:

Hot.


And as a dirty old man:

Not.

 

[Domino]

I am shamelessly attracted to that freaky man.

 

[JivinJeffJones]

How about ra-ra-Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen?

Aww yeaaaaah. You know you want it.

 

[shimsham]

Sam Elliott, the hottest cowboy ever?

It's the mustache. It wields some strange power over me.

 

[INA]

How about ra-ra-Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen?

Aww yeaaaaah. You know you want it.

[vurps]

 

[iwakar]

You some nas-T women

Ms. Jackson if you're nastaaaayyy!

Lots of good mentions already that I'll second: Sam Elliott,

Ed Harris

Michael Caine, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Clinton, David Bowie. Also, Sean Connery... +Harrison Ford!

I'd also toss in Clive Owen since he's pushin' Fifty and I'm still in my twenties. POV affects the dirty old man qualification. I know there are others that I'm failing to recall...

 

[Domino]

Bruce Campbell. 50 and totally still haz it, with his man-bling and awesome semi-graying hair.

Jay Karnes (my twin's crush from Burn Notice) who just looks better the older he gets.

 

[poppy]

Oh and also

Harrison Ford. Obviously.

James Spader was kind of adorable when he was young, not so much now. I'd still kick it with him though.

 

[shimsham]

Iggy Pop just oozes sex (orig. pic changed so as not to torment people):

And going with the theme of men who occasionally dress in drag, Terence Stamp:

 

[poppy]

Oh my goodness, and I second Bruce Campbell. Even old and paunchy, still a babe

 

[jenocyde]

I was just going to post Harrison Ford, whom I've been in love with for the past 20 years. And also, was going to post Iggy Pop. I guess we all love the same boys...

But you can't get any dirtier than: