uncommonentity
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If I told you what my weaknesses were I'd no longer be an INTJ.
Caves!! That's another one. I would NEVER go spelunking, because that's where thousands/millions of bats live.
Being swarmed by millions of bats while backed against a wall = not pleasant, I'd imagine. Never mind scorpions, plate-sized flying cockroaches crashing into my face, or any other unexpected critter...
Not to mention, bats are supposedly natural reservoirs for rabies - naturally present/dormant in 0.01% of all bats. That's 1/10,000...but still. Rabies is not fun...there are videos on youtube of people actually dying from it. Scary stuff.
There has also been cases of people contracting rabies by breathing in al the concentrated infectious vapor within a cave.
Certain parts of Texas would make me uneasy as well. (A daily million-bat "commute" in Austin, at least)
/paranoid rambling
Well sorry to make you even more parinoid but bats mean bat shit and bat shit may well mean Histoplasmosis - fungal infection of the lungs. I have two colleagues getting over that right now. It can take months and its not much fun.
If I told you what my weaknesses were I'd no longer be an INTJ.
Narwhals.
I hate narwhals. They freak me out. They look like fat retarded unicorns that stab people in the ocean.
So creepy.
Be glad you're not an ancient Egyptian criminal. According to a peer reviewed source - The Mummy (my high school peers and I reviewed it on Amazon.com) - standard punishment was to have your tongue clipped out.
Probably so you can't say your name in the afterlife...so you'll be stuck roaming about. Or something similar...
Won't work for people named Pam.
Also...
Centipedes. There will be hyperventilating and probably crying.
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I hate those things: mindless killing machines. Fast and sneaky. I've seen some very large specimans in the tropics and those suckers aren't afraid of a damned thing (don't think they have enough neurons to even experiance anything akin to fear) and have no trouble going for a finger. And they sound, look, and smell disgusting when you smush them.![]()