I want more uppity religious facebook statuses

Just not christian ones, because christians are generally more boring than a sack of shit.
At least a sack of shit has it's uses, I mean. Fertilizer, explosives, general nastiness...
Christians generally only have that general nastiness bit.
Peguy being the exception rather than the rule. You'd make awesome fertilizer, man...
Just kidding. Well, maybe a bit.
Good-natured, intelligent and philosophically inclined people are fun regardless of religion.
But seriously. Many things that are fun are forbidden or frowned upon

If you're really hard-line, like Opus Dei or the like, you're not even allowed to do or have anything you truly appreciate or take pleasure in.
Ewww...
I'm a huge hedonist, most of the time.