picking up girls is like rolling dice.

[Forever]

For an extra $3, you could pick up two d10's and be rolling percentiles.

You're a genius!

 

[EcK]

Fortunately for me I have a 20 sided die.

so we're talking threesome at the least.
nice.

 

[Forever]

so we're talking threesome at the least.
nice.

Assuming the numbers are the same haha. Let's hope for a 16+ roll.

 

[Doctor Cringelord]

Women are heavier than dice. And you don't so much roll them, but flip them. Head/tails, not 1-6. They're not good for D&D.

Mofo, I was going to use a similar quip until I saw this. Well done and hats off to you

 

[Jaguar]

you dont know for sure if a girl is actualy going to want you,it just has to do with luck and choosing the right girl,like rolling dice,so the best technque is to talk to lots of different women instead of a few

Are you fugly or what?

 

[S16M4]

This method might be useful if you're a late bloomer who lacked an early social life. Sort of like...cramming for a test, but wouldn't expect much success. Use it for what it is: Socialization.

My successes were entirely circumstantial, though.

 

[Norrsken]

why do i say this well,because you dont know for sure if a girl is actualy going to want you,it just has to do with luck and choosing the right girl,like rolling dice,so the best technque is to talk to lots of different women instead of a few,if you throw a dart on a small target chances are you will miss,95% chance of miss,but if you throw a dart on a bigger dart bored making each number the bullseye....then you have a 95 chance you will score so there...!

Well, as everyone knows, INFPs are very submissive and passive, whereas women only like dominant males who pursue them, women do not pursue men and INFPs do not pursue anyone.

Ergo, he has never had a real relationship because he is an INFP male and INFP males cannot get into real life relationships as reasoned above.

Also, 95% is an exaggeration because you are forgetting the PerC thread.

So.. y'all want a woman who does all the talking and take all the action while you just sit there like a furniture?
Maybe you should find an adventuresome cougar or something.

 

[Cloudpatrol]

why do i say this well,because you dont know for sure if a girl is actualy going to want you,it just has to do with luck and choosing the right girl,like rolling dice,so the best technque is to talk to lots of different women instead of a few,if you throw a dart on a small target chances are you will miss,95% chance of miss,but if you throw a dart on a bigger dart bored making each number the bullseye....then you have a 95 chance you will score so there...!

When I read the title of this post in the "Latest Posts" menu:

picking up girls is like rolling...

My brain filled in the word "joints" and I was highly interested to see how the metaphor was carried through.

It's a little disappointing to find out it's actually "dice" (pout).

 

[entropie]

I am still wondering why it said dice and then talks about darts, because from a stochastical point of view, you cant hit the same dart Spot twice, while you can roll the same bad number over and over again.