Which serial killer are you?

[Totenkindly]

Another Bundy.

Go get 'em, tiger(ess)!

 

[The Cat]

Between the Years of 1982-1996 Jeffrey Dustin Donahue went on one of the most prolific cereal killing sprees in American History. One eye witness described the crime scenes as pure carnage. Shredded boxes, discarded prizes; in some instances the boxes were just split open and milk poured in; using the bag and hollowed out box cavity as a make shift bowl. Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Booberry, one by one all eaten bowl after another. not even the off brands were safe.

One eye witness, Donahue's own brother Dallas; testified that there were "few things [he] liked more than killing a box of fruity pebbles."

No arrests were ever made and to date Donahue has never been held accountable for their spree. But just as soon as it began, it stopped. Some Cold Case experts speculate that Donahue simply lost their taste for cereal, that they moved on to a different breakfast. Others maintain that one does not simply stop going cuckoo for cocoa puffs...

 

[Lexicon]

in some instances the boxes were just split open and milk poured in; using the bag and hollowed out box cavity as a make shift bowl

fucking savages.

 

[The Cat]

fucking savages.

You see a lot of horrifying shit walking the breakfast beat. You try to tell yourself that there's no such things as monsters. *lights cigarette and folds beer cans into origami* Thing that keeps me up at night. He didnt even take the prizes. Time is a flat circle, and right now; there's a room, and in that room Lucky's loosing his charms...over and over and over again...Monsters exist...and they're hungry.

 

[Julius_Van_Der_Beak]

You see a lot of horrifying shit walking the breakfast beat. You try to tell yourself that there's no such things as monsters. *lights cigarette and folds beer cans into origami* Thing that keeps me up at night. He didnt even take the prizes. Time is a flat circle, and right now; there's a room, and in that room Lucky's loosing his charms...over and over and over again...Monsters exist...and they're hungry.

They mostly come at night. Mostly...

You know you would be really excellent in helping me with my cereal mascot gritty Cinematic Universe I proposed a few years back. The farthest I got was Captain Crunch being marooned on a desert island and resorting to cannibalism. I was thinking of selling it the Universal since the "Dark Universe" thing didn't pan out for like the fifteenth time (really I heard about this idea when the Brendan Fraser Mummy came out).

 

[Siúil a Rúin]

Sorry I didn't take the test, but I'm closest to Aileen Wuornos. I research all of them and know it to be true. If I snapped it would be more like that. She thought she was only killing sadistic people. It's possible she was.

Edit: I type her as an ISFP because the Fi comes through even in her madness. She is also very earthy and Se-like. I don't get Ne from her.

 

[Frosty]

Charles Manson

You got...Charles Manson! In the late 1960s, Manson led a commune known as the Manson Family in a murder spree in the California desert. Manson believed that there would be an apocalyptic war of the races, known as Helter Skelter- the name of which was taken from a song by the Beatles. Manson was convicted of murder and conspiracy to commit murder in 1971 and was sentenced to death. His sentence was reduced to life in prison when California temporarily eliminated the death penalty in 1972. Though the death penalty has since been reinstated, Manson remains incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison.

 

[Kanra Jest]

Feckin Ted Bundy

Oh boy