the transcript, more or less
Can those of us on dial up possibly see a transcript of all the videos?
If not, no big deal.
Vader: You are beaten. It is useless to resist! Don't let yourself be destroyed as Obi-Wan did.
[vader hand chop!]
Luke: What the fuck, man?
(shot of Vader not talking, then a shot of Luke holding his hand or whatever the fuck)
Vader: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you have not yet realised your importance. You've only begun to discover your type. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and figure out your true type.
Luke: I’m an INTP you asshole!
Vader: If you only knew the power of the other types. Obi-Wan never told you what your type was.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me I’m an INTP!
V: No. You are a sensor.
L: No, no! That's impossible. (original clip)
[this part is new and will need some fancy editing]
V: Luke.
(Quick change to Vader talking to Luke talking)
L: What?
V: You are an extrovert.
L: No. No. It's not true. That's impossible! (original clip)
V: Luke.
L: (ignoring Vader, not talking)
V: Luke.
L: (not talking)
V: Luke.
L: What the fuck do you want now?
V: Bad news.
L: (clip of Luke not talking)
V: You are a judger.
L: No. No. It's not true. That's impossible! (original clip)
(comedic pause where there's no one talking but they're looking at each other, maybe a wide angle shot, for about 4-5 seconds)
V: Luke.
L: Go fuck yourself. (quick shot)
V: No. You are a feeler.
(shot of Luke, totally silent for about 2 seconds, then a shot of Vader who is silent for one second, and then a shot of Luke again for one second, who is still silent)
V: Search your feelings -- (original clip shortened)
Luke: Nooooooo! Noooo!
Vader: Luke, as an ESFJ, you can work as an administrative assistant, or start threads on MBTIc about your type, or run a fancy nightclub in Upper Manhattan. He has forseen this. It is your destiny! Join me and together we can rule the nightlife as business partners. Come with me, it is the only way.
[Luke jumps]
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